Judge — February 21, 1891 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Bilkins—"" Bothered by a piano next door, eh? Well, I have a dog which always howls when my wife plays the piano—howls so she has to stop; and Yd let if it wasn't for one thing.” "Hit. Bilkins—" No; 1 can't spare ‘She (when he returned from the club) —"' Ugh ! what abrute. There never was a bigger fool than I was when I married you.” /e (slightly incoherent but still in the ring)—""Now, Maria, don’t talk ‘n such dish- couraged way—lots bigger fools ‘n you—I wash bigger onwo00. FuLty EQUAL TO fool myshelf."—Eimira Gazette. THE BEST IMPORTE -FOR FAMILY OR- anil a7 LUB USE <a SYRA x RECOMMENDED BYOUR: Tie PHYSICIANS.= “Are you?" said the customer hesitatingly to the haughty young woman at the glove-counter, who kept her eves fixed on a spot three feet above his head. “Well?” inquired the haughty young woman. “‘Are you the proprietor of this store ?” asked the customer. “No: I'm not,” replied the haughty young woman. Ah!" continued the customer, "1 thought as much. ‘The proprietor would try to sell me a pair of gloves, pethaps."—Ciicago Times, NEW YORK CITY ACENTS, B.S. JOHNSON & CO., 39 BROADWAY. Key-Winding Watches made Stem- ail Over forty thousand American Watches (men’s sizes) havo been altered to stem winders by means of Abbott’s Patent Stem Winding Attachments, Leave watch with your Jeweler or send direct to HENRY ABBOTT, Mfr., 4 Maiden Lane, New York. “We live in penitential zeal Our whole lives through,” exclaimed the seal ; ** For in our covering of hair Papa, who puts up the rocks, A sort of sacque-cloth do we wear.” Rubs along in cotton socks. — Washington Post , Gray & Co.'s Monthly. -~ Mr. Billus had been away from home several days = WMBIAS and had just returned. ‘Did you miss me, Maria?” Ol he inquired, as he deposited his valise in the corner, he car “Ah, you must know,” he slyly said, “At least, I think you do, That each time you the joker hold, Your lover thinks of you?" And she, the innocent young girl, Each time she held the card Could not help blushing, and he looked At her intent and hard. ‘Though a diamond bracelet goes Into Mabel's silken hose, : And thus he knew, the crafty wretch, Her hand, and be was quick To take advantage, so his side Won almost every trick. —Boston Traveller. LWELL CYCLE UROPEAN TOURS conducted — England, France, Switzerland, Ger- Migs ‘Holland. “First class. Tour No.1 leaves New York June 6th. No. 2 July 8th. For particulars address ELWELL & HIGGINS, PORTLAND, MAINE. MILLER BROS STEEL PENS Are AMERICAN 's) the BEST. MILER BROS, ConenrCo, MER-S.ef STEEL PEN Before E fo take Jonson's Anoornt Linauste for Croup, Colds Sore Throat ‘onalitiss Cole, Cramps and Pains. Relieves all Summer Com plaints, Cute and Bruises like Sold everywhere, «gsc. tix botiles, $2. 1. 3. JOHNSON & CO., BOSTON, MASS: Send $1.3, $210 or $320 for a retail box, by express, prepaid west of THY. GRAND, W, C. Comsroce, prip. "$2. and upwards. 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