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“ Lace Tam two nickels out.” Said Charles, and wheeled his chair about Tosneere tne smoke the other way. “ This poor tobacco doest’e pay." ‘Then’ up spake Jack never tom Tremoke the Eiad for king or queen- Why don't you get the Nicent-—in Cigars for sale only at our stores, Mr, Wileus—So you decline to. contribute any- thing? Remember, Brother Gottrox, there are no pockets in shrouds.” Old Gottrox—"' Of course there are not. A man’s shroud is furnished by his heirs."— Indianapolis Journal. ‘When Baby was sick, wo gave ber Castoria, When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. ‘When sho had Children, she gave them Castoria. He had tried reformation every New-Year's for years ; But each promise left him and vanished with tears ; Now this year he conquers—to the wind with all fears ; He resolves to quit quitting —‘* Here, waiter; two beers !" —New' York Sun, The real name of Sergius Stepniak, the Russian exile, is said to be Michael Dragomonoff, although this has not been definitely proven. He doesn’t care to go back to Russia, as several smart people will declare in unison, because they Dragomonoff to Siberia so handily there. —Nebraska State Journal. ‘The popular verdict is that Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup is the best in the world. 25 cents. For speedy relief and cure of neuralgia and rheuma- tism use Salvation Oil. 25 cents. Hard mornings on the lungs When the fingers and the tongues Rather stick to forks and things; When the sidewalk creaks and pings, And the breath trails far behind Through the whiskers of the wind. Oil City Blizzard. DEC DEL ER | MATCHLESS PIANOS 33 UNION SQUARE. NEW YORK. 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