Judge, 1891-01-31 · page 12 of 16
Judge — January 31, 1891 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertisements and brief satirical jokes**, not political cartoons. The satirical content includes: 1. **"Cholly" joke** (top right): Mocks a wealthy but dim society figure. The humor: Miss Flyppe tells "Cholly" he'd be important in New York's "Four Hundred" (the elite social circle). Cholly takes three days to realize that in a group of 400, the "central figure" is mathematically a zero—mocking both his stupidity and the pretentiousness of high society. 2. **"Ascot tie" joke** (middle): A man on a raft in the ocean prioritizes his expensive Ascot necktie over warmth, suggesting upper-class vanity even in life-threatening situations. 3. **French journalist duel joke** (below): Dark humor about a French journalist killed in a duel—the irony being that death comes during moments meant for pleasure or leisure. The remainder is **commercial advertising**: Shandon Belle Perfume, Carl Upmann cigars, Liebig beef extract, patent medicines, steamship lines, and various other period products. This reflects Judge's business model of mixing satire with revenue-generating ads.
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DELICATE. FRAGRANT, LASTING. he 4s that of the opent - On fragrance 1s that of the gpentng buds of Spring. Once used If your dealer doesn't keep It send 60c In stamps for a bottleto JAS. S. KIRK & CO., Chicago. Juvenile; the Only Toilet Soap. “If only you were in New York,” said Miss Flyppe to Cholly, ‘“you would be a central figure in the four hundred." {t was three days— three blissful days— before it dawned on Cholly’s mind that the central fig- ure in 400 is a cipher.—Jndianapolis Journal. ‘The one absorbing topic which Four hundred circles now is thrilling Is summed up in this tiny phrase : “And if he's Astor is she Willing ?” —New York Journal, He (on a raft in mid-ocean)—" There, dear, taste this orange marmalade, and while I scan’ the horizon wrap my great-coat around you." Ske—'* How great ! how noble! how self-sacrificing! But, darling, are you sure you will not be too cold?” He—"* You forget, Mand, that I have on my Ascot tie."—Clothier and Furnisher. 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