Judge — January 24, 1891 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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“The blacksmith is the only artisan who can create | an animate being,” remarked Mr. Shattuck. ‘* What can he create, I'd like to know?” asked Mrs. Shattuck. “He can make the fire fly."—Chicago Inter Ocean. WHAT MAKES MONEY TIGHT? Edward Atkinson tells in Frank Leslie's Ilustrated Newspaper of January 24. “That young Miss Newdle to whom you were paying so much attention last evening, Leon,” said his mother, ‘talks very ungrammatically. the young man, ‘‘she doesn't need to know about grammar, mother. She owns a gas well. cago Tribune, When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria, When she was a Child, abe cried for Castoria. ‘When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. ‘When she had Children, she gave them Castoria. “And you mean to say that your train crossed the chasm where the bridge had burned without being wrecked? Remarkable! What kept it from going down?" ‘*As good luck would have it, just at that moment it was being held up by train robbers."— Chicago Post, Short, sharp, and decisive, in the cure of coughs and colds is Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. The cheapest and best remedy on earth for pain is Salvation Oil.. Only 25 cents a bottle, An Atchison woman is getting a good deal of free advertising because she succeeded in making a two- pound loaf of bread out of a pound of flour. It oc- curs to the Kansas City 7¥mes that if all the Atchison women make their bread as heavy as that it is no won- der that the men are so dyspeptic. DECKE BROTHERS MATCHLESS R 33 UNION SQUARE. NEW YORK. Prec 2 FELIX GOURAUD'S ORIENTAL |EAM, OR MAGICAL BEAUTIFIER. D% PURIFIES tie ‘nade. Acerph 00 Geant of deter sane’ De, ITA Seer malt 4 Indy c 86 IAS yon 0d Fancy Goods UWi's., Cadadasand Earepe, FERD T. HOPKINS,Prop 37 Great Jones St,'N.Y. FOR STRENCTH NOURISHMENT 4*0 REFRESHMENT. ARMOUR & CO., Chicago, Sole Mfrs. —10— CENTS PACKAGE, ‘An all-tobacco, Long Filler C the most delicious and wi smoke ever offered for the mon CONSOLIDATED CIGARETTE CO, ‘Ave. D and roth St., New York. ‘An Atchison (Kansas) man has prepared his own obituary notice, leaving nothing but the date to fill in, He might have shown still more consideration for his city editor by filling in the date and then committing suicide. But some people are naturally heedless.—<S/. Paul Pioneer Press, BOKER'S BITTERS since 1828 acknowledged to be by far the best and finest Stomach Bitters made, wheth- er taken pure or with wines or liquors or other cordials. The reporter was admitted to the presence of the fa- mous Indian chief who was on his way through the city to the great father at Washington.‘ Well, Brick-in- his-hat,” he said, ‘have you any objection’ to telling ics?” “Me heap anarchist,” answered is-hat, proudly. Mrs. Sootminc Syrup for Children Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarrhora, 25 cents a bottle. The firm of Sohmer &.Co. has grown constantly in favor with the public since its founding, and this is a natural result on account of its reliability and trust- worthiness. This firm has shown so much enterprise and real ability in the management and ‘‘ push” of its business, that even competitors freely acknowledge the leading position it occupies in the trade. Old Gotrox —'' Look here ; to come right down to the solid truth, aren't you just a little ashamed of your old daddy? Honest, now." Young Gotrox —" Why, Gov'nor, I cawn’t say ashamed, exactly ; but you know you are not always exactly good fawm, ye know.” Old Gotrox —** Well, I don’t blame you for being ashamed of me. Every time I look at you and think of what a job I made of your bringing up I am ashamed of my- self."—Jndianapolis Journal, Two old British sailors were talking over their shore experience. One had been to a cathedral and had heard some very fine music and was descanting par- ticularly upon an anthem which gave him pleasure. His shipmate listened for a while and then said: “T say, Bill, what's a hanthem?” “ What!” replied Bill, “do you mean to say you don't know what a hanthem is?” ‘Not me.” “Well, then I'll tell yer. If Lwas to tell yer, ‘'Ere, Bill, give me that ‘andspike,’ that wouldn't be a hanthem ; but was I to say ‘ Bili, Bill, give, give, give me, give me that, Bill, give me that ‘and, ‘andspike, ‘and, ‘andspike, spike, spike, spike, ahem !' why, that would be a hanthem.”—O/d Scrapbook, love ‘to. take Jounson’s Aopen Limunicr for Croup, Colds, Sore Throat, ‘onsilitis, Colic, Cramps and Pains. Relieves all Summer Com- plaints, Cuts and Bruises like magic. _ Sold everywhere. _ 5c. Six botiles, $2." 1. 3. JOHNSON & CO., BOSTON, MASS. FRANK MILLERS HARNESS DRESSING Stationers, Printers, and Blank-book Manufacturers, 146 NASSAU STREET, Opposite the Times Big., NEW YORK. BLANK BOOKS OF ALL KINDS KEPT IH STOCK AND MADE TO ORDER, ESTIMATES FURNISHED. Typewriter Papers.and Supp-ies. Shke—"" Vow inconsistent Mr. Snobden is. . I've heard him say a hundred times that in choosing a wife a man should consider blood first. And now he's going to marry a woman of low birth.” He— “*Is that so? Who's the girl?" | She—‘‘ His cousin.” —Wasp. The best regulator of the digestive organs, also best appetizer known, is Angostura Bitters, the genuine of Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons, At all druggists. 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