Judge — December 6, 1890 — page 45: what you’re looking at

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CHRISTMAS JUDGE , it won't do to fool with joint powder (he always referred to giant powder that way). Onct I hada mine over in Utaw that I was offered IT WILL BE FILLED. Billy Bachelor —" What you going to put in your wife's stocking $10,000 for before I'd went down in it sixteen foot, and one day the papers was drod up, a new man that didn’t know much about mines put in a blast of joint powder that blowed away the whole mine. When he got throo with it she looked about as rich as a lime-kiln. to fool with this here joint powder, Billy, unless you want to distribute your It is a good thing to blow out the gas with in your room, but for mining it is dangerous, and, as they say in mine around among those you love. st before You don’t want Second tramp Mizzoury, 'f I could have my ruthers I never would use it at all.” Look at der list : chrand Cherman head. 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