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This page is primarily **advertising**, with brief satirical snippets scattered throughout typical of Judge magazine's format. The few actual jokes include: - A pun about Brazil's deposed emperor becoming a "great student" who "pores" (studies intently/grieves) - A conductor joke about a "limited" train that's apparently too slow - A Texas poker anecdote ending in an "inquest" (death/defeat) - A street urchin dialogue about sharing cigarettes The rest consists of patent medicine ads (Castoria, Soothing Syrup, Bitters), piano manufacturers, fur dealers, and perfume companies—typical late-19th century advertising. **Context for modern readers**: These advertisements reveal period concerns (teething remedies, "vitalized phosphites" for brain health) and social details (Sealskin garments as luxury fashion, street children smoking). The satirical snippets are mild observational humor rather than pointed political commentary.

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“‘Tsee the dethroned emperor of Brazil has become ‘a great student.” ‘Yes; now that he cannot reign he pores."—Beston Traveller. ‘When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria, ‘When she was a Child, she cried: for Castoria. ‘When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. When she had Children, she gave them Castoria, Inpatient passenger \¢ fastest train into Boston?" Pompous conductor —"* This, sir, is the lim- ited.” Jmpatient passenger—* Then I should advise the road to raise the '—Boston Post, Brown Brothers of Rochester, N. Y., want high class agents who will not lose their heads if they make lots of money. No joke about this, “Speaking of poker hands,” said young Pecan of Texas, “I once played in a three-cornered game in which one man held five aces and the other man a six. shooter"—— “And you?” “And I held an inquest." St. Joseph N B: Mrs, Wixstow's SooTHINe SvkuP for Children Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarrhoea, "25 cents a MATCHLESS DECKER ‘Pl BROTHERS NE EW YORK. THE CELEBRATED Are at present the Most Popular foment iid by Leading Artists, Warerooms, 149, 151, 153, 155 East 14th St., N.Y. SOHMER & CO., 236 State Street; Saw Francisco, Cat. Louis, Mo., 1523 Olive Street; Kansas Crry, Mo., 1123 Maia Strect Cwtcaco, Tu, Union Club Building: eee & WIBEL, Stationers, Printers, and Le ents toot Manufacturers, NK 146 NASSAU STREET, Opposite the Times Bkig., NEW YORK. BLANK BOOKS OF ALL KINDS KEFT IN STOCK AND MADE TO ORDER. ESTIMATES FURNISHED. Typewriter Papers and Suppli —10— CENTS En PACKAGE. The valuable definition is given by the Binghamton Republican that a jackpot is a vessel often used for roasting greens. ‘* Throw physic to the dogs,” and use Angostura Bit- ters for good digestion and a healthy appetite. Sole M'frs, Dr. J. G. ‘Ask your druggist. When you see a boy with beautiful, long yellow curls there is very little doubt as to who is the head of the family.—/ndianapolis Journal, Boker's Bitters since 1828 acknowledged to be by far the best and finest Stomach Bitters made, whether taken pure or with wines or liquors AND OTHER CORDIALS, . Snooks —"' There were very few people at the funeral of Dr. Soonover.” Skaggs —'t No wonder ; hardly any of his patients have survived him. is Salvation Oil, the great pain-remedy, is a genuine and reliable linament. Price, 25 cents. No one has ever been disappointed in using Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup for a cold, He could not afford a paper— ‘The price of it made him sick— But one fine day there came his way Two men who were very “slick.” And he paid them a cool ten thousand For a worthless gilded brick. —Punxsutawney Spirit, SHOULD BE IN EVERY HOME, JUST THE THING FOR A HOLIDAY PRESENT. For sale by Booksellers and Toy and Fancy Goods Dealers, or sent free on receipt of one dollar. E. I. HORSMAN, PUBLISHER, 80 AND 82 WILLIAM STREET, NEW YORK. 0.0. SHAYNE, MANUFACTURER, Offers all leading fashionable styles in Sealskin Garments, Fur Shoulder Capes and other fash- jonable furs at lowest ible prices at ‘which rellable fare can sold. 124 West 42d Street, AND 103 Princo Street, NEW YORK. Mlustrated Catalogue mailed free to out-of-town buyers. THE BARKER BRAND yy" «First street-Arab —"' Gimme a puff from yer ciggyret, ill.” Second street-Arab (puffing away vigorously) — Can't do it, Jimmy.” First street-Arab—“Aw, now, Billy, yer real mean, « I giv yer a puff of mine ‘other day, yer know.” Se. *nd street-Arab—"*Can't help it. ‘That was before the new tariff, Terbaccer has ri Siftings. NEW KODAKS. “You press the button, we do the rest.” SEVEN NEW’ STYLES AND SIZES, ALL LOADED WITH TRANSPARENT FILMS. For Sale by all Photo. Stock Dealers THE EASTMAN COMPANY, Send for Catalogue, ROCHESTER, N. Y. HE PLEASANT VALLEY WINE COMPANY. RHEIMS, STEUBEN CO. NEW YORK. HIS is the finest Champagne pro- duced in America, and compares favorably with European vintages. A Natural, Genuine Cham. pagne, fermented in the bottle, two years being required lo perfect the wine, Our Stocet and Dry Catawha and Port are, Hike all our wines, made 7 from selected. grapes, and are Pure Wines, For Prices, Address as Above. HEALTH AND VIGOR FOR BRAIN AND NERVES. CROSBY'S VITALIZED PHOSPHITES. Prepared according to the formula of Prof. Percy Wheat and Oat. The ony Vital Phosputre extract mental powers. It strengthens the incellect, increases the capaci work and anxiety. mail, $1. Descriptive pamphlet (ree. It is apeciatly usetul to College Students. A thleter and overworked. Business men. "ihe formula is on cvery label. approved by te beat Physicians and the world's best rain Workers, Druggists. or sent by F. CROSBY CO., 56 WEST 25th St., NEW YORK. from the nerve-giving principles of the Brain of the Ox and erm of the from animal and vegetable tissue—the principle that maintains hedily and for mental labor, and restores Vigor lost by excessive Brain Ttis not a“ patent medi- An all-tobacco, Long Filler Cigarette, the most delicious and wholesome smoke ever offered for the money. CONSOLIDATED CIGARETTE Co. ‘Ave. D and oth St., New York. The Correct “NEW YORK STYLES" in GENTLEMEN'S HATS for “FALL, issued by N. ESPENSCHEID, Salesroom, 118 Nassau St., NEW YORK. Best value in the market. Send postal for order blank & prices. NEW f YORE. Agencies throughout the United Staten ORCHID FLOWER (REGISTERED). Would you fully satisfy the requirements of a refined taste for exquisite perfumes, PERFUMES. /\ use SEELY’S ORCHID FLOWER;; they are delightful reproductions of the odors of these aristocratic flowers. STANHOPEA, VANDA, GALEANDRA, MILTONIA, ANGULOA, CALANTHE, 1-ounce Bottles, 75cts. 2-ounce Bottles, $1.50.—See Cut. If not to be obtained of your druggist, we will send by mail, postpaid, on receipt of price. Sold also by the pound ‘to the drug trade. SEELY MANUFACTURING CO., SOLE PROPRIETORS OF ORCHID PERFUMES, DETROIT, MICH. comicbooks.com