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JUDGE 43 “I like this clock,” said a customer to the jeweler, “and think I'll take it. But does it strike?” ‘No, sir.” “Then it won't do, for I'm a walking delegate. Show me one that wi Epech. Every systematic housekeeper keeps Dr. Bull’s cough syrup on hand, Price, 25 cents. Two lone maids spoke : ‘* Let's call ourselves As Time and Tide this year. They wait, ‘tis said, for no maa, and Behold, no man is here."—Philadelphia Times. For pain in the joints, rheumatism and gout, Salva- tion oil has no equal. Price, 25 cents. Kaiser Witheln —* There is but one man who can run this empire properly.” Caprivi —"* Sire, you flatter me.” Kaiser Wilkeln —"*Oh, I don't mean you. | mean the average American editor.""— Boston Transcript. When Babs was sick, we gave her Castoria, When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria When she had Children, she gave them Castoria “And I tell you they were a nice pair of speckled | beauties.” “* Did you know them?’ returned the other absent-mindedly. ‘Know them? Of course not. I was referring to a couple of trout.” “Oh, I thought you were speaking of a pair of summer-girls with freckles." Philadelphia Times. Those seals in Behring sea are all right. United States revenue-cutters left Port Townsend, Wash., to- day to arrest any and all poachers found in the disputed waters. Uncle Sam has set the seal of piracy against sealing steamers seen stealing seal in that sea. Say it again, quick, and we'll give you a skeal-slin stack,— Saratogian, ASK FOR. Packer's ‘Tar Soap Tho {deal for Toilet, Bath and Shampoo. It pos- sesses hygienic qualities not found in any other sonp, and has, for years, enjoyed the preference of physicians, i 25 cents. All Druggists. FINDLER & WIBEL, ee Stationers, Printers, and Ee Blank-book Manufacturers, Li 64 146 NASSAU STREET, ik Opposite the Times Bidg.. NEW YORK, BLANK BOOKS OF ALL KINDS. KEPT IN ESTIMATES. FURNISHED, The Correct “NEW YORK STYLES" in GENTLEMEN'S HATS for “FALL issued by N. ESPENSCHEID, Salesroom, 118 Nassau St., NEW YORK. Best value in the market. Send rices. NEW® york. postal for order! fc For, BARKER BRAND ee ANN ARS Agencies throoghout the United States, t (trade-mark) in all ] CARL PRETZEL'S PHILOSOPHY. Don'd fergot vhen you vas feel for der poor to feel | your pockets dherein. | Dhere vas two obchecks dot got no abbreciations for adwice, der printer und der mule. Hooman life vas more much worth vhen it vas hafe a leedle oxcendrick entertainments, I baed you. | Froogalidy und economy vas shplainded subborts for | | every bersonal und private wirtue. Shure t'ing. ‘A Christian mit a conceited frame und a shmall- | waisted mind makes more troobles by a church-house as six infidoo!: Yoost so gwick a feller founds his habbiness in par- tookin’ of der jooce of der corn-feeldts dhen he finds himself out dot confoosion vas der right bowers in his game of life. Dot's so. Boker's Bitters since 1828 acknowledged to be by far the best and finest Stomach Bitters made, whether j taken pure or with wines or liquors AND OTHER | CORDIALS. The fossil of a saurian several thousand and some years old, which Yale has secured, will be placed in the museum, and not in the faculty, as rumored.—Nevw Haven Palladium, Winstow's SooTHING Syrup for Children soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarrhoea, 25 cents a bottle. **L went to the ball game to-day,” he says, and on being asked if he won anything, replies, ** Yes, 1 won five dollars, but my heart beat’so hard ‘that it stop my watch, and it cost me seven dollars and a half to get it fixed,” It is noticeable that the bills announcing the coming of, “Uncle ‘Tom's Cabin” are more attractive than usual, ‘The scene representing Eliza on the cakes of floating ice, with the bloodhound: indeed thrilling. Meadville Tribune Throw physic to the dogs,” and use Angostura Bit- ters for good digestion and a healthy appetite. Sole M'frs, Dr. J. G. B, Siegert & Sons. Ask your druggist. “Twould seem at times as though men thought That falsehood were no sin— For as soon as the fish lie takes its leave | The campaign lie comes in, —San Francisco Bulletin. at Coronado Beach, San Diego Coronado has the finest climate the world, and can be reached in five days, four hours, and twenty minutes from New York. |For full particulars, address E. $. BABCOCK, JR., Manager the Hotel del Coronado. | Oh, keen is the smart In the butterfly's heart Who finds when she comes from her gay summer whirl | ‘That the love of her beau, Who was too poor to go, Has been won by his hard-working typewriter girl. THE KAISER'S FAVORITE mpagne is “* Cabinet Sekt,” of Kloss & Foerster, Freyburg. Thomsen & Co., 87 Wall st., sole agents. c “1 can't say the idea of taking that young man Hankinson into my family strikes me altogether favora- he father said, ‘* What do you see in him Imire? Is he good for anything? What can he | do?” ‘What can he do!” exclaimed the indignant | girl proudly. ‘* He can beat anybody that comes to our | house playing lawn-tennis !"—Chicago Tribune, Unequaled for Delicacy of Flavor and Nutri- tious Properties. Easily Digested. Different from all other Cocoas. “Russia wants peace," says an exchange. Right; but it is some one else's piece that she wants.—Ligt. TO BE HAPPY PLAY “ HALMA.” Halma, the popular game, is for sale everywhere, or will be sent free to any address on receipt of one dollar. F. I, Horsman, 80 and 82 William street, New York. Newport belle—"Oh, those naval officers are too sweet for anything! Did you ever lunch on a man- of-war?” Narragansett belle—* No; but 1 saw a young lieutenant to-day who looked good enough to eat."—New York Weekly. VERY BEST ALL-TOBACCO CIGARETTES IN On the Market. SMOKE NO OTHER. Consolidated Clrarette Co Ave. D&rothst.,NewYork. Les, raids CHAMpSOME NY OTHER potitens. YSICIAN. 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