Judge — October 11, 1890 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE ap “MY RUTHERS.” 1 tell you what I'd ruther do— Ef I only had my ruthers— T'd ruther work when I wanted to ‘Than be bossed round by others : T'd want to kind o' git the s O' what was needed, first, I jing ! Afore I sweat at anything ! Ef I only had my ruthers, In fact, I'd aim to be the same With all men as my brothers, And they'd all be the same with'me, Ef T only had my ruthers. ‘The basis of the seal controversy is Behring fruit.— Salt Lake Times. H At a party the other night the young men suggested a general hugging, and the girls all got up in arms over it. Binghamton Leader, Beware of frauds !—You want the genuine Salvation = Oil for your headache. 25 cents. When Baby was sick, we gave lier Castoria. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria When she became Miss, sho clung to Castoria. When she had Children, she gave them Castoria It is easier to live within your income than it is to live without one.—Boston Courier. Don't waste precious time.—Use Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup at) ooee loc) yours cough’ or cold. ‘The three reasons which a good woman is reported by a contemporary as having presenjed for objecting to | a preacher were striking ones. She said that in the first place he read his sermon, in the second he did not read it well, and in the third place it was not worth reading. ou said you would be at home at nine o'clock, here it is after three.” Thomas—" Easy ‘nough ‘splained, my dear. I rode (hic) ‘lectric car, an’ (hic) "lectricity stopped my Texas Siftir Wife—" Why, Thomas, T wouldn't likely know it all— Ef I only had my ruthers ; T'd know some sense, and some base-ball, Some old jokes, and—some othe I'd know some politics, and ‘low Some tariff-speeches, same as now, Then go hear Nye on Brains and how To detect their presence.” T’ others “At stayed away, 'd et em stay— All my dissentin’ brothers Contest Gone Could ehsose as shore a killer k-yore, Ave.D&rothst., NewYork, | Ef L only had my ruthers. ORTH AMERICAN REVIEW SAYS OF THE CELEBRATED SOHMER PIANOS: He dropped to earth from off his wheel With a distressing sprawl. “Whate’er,” said he, ‘* the time may be, With me ‘tis always fall." Washington Post. | ASK FOR | | Packer's ‘Tar Soap The ideal for Toilet, Bath and Shampoo. It pos- sesses hygienic qualities not found in any other soap, and has, for years, enjoyed tho preference of VERY BEST ALL-TOBACCO CIGARETTES On the Market. ‘The poor ‘ud git their dues sometimes— Ef I only had my ruthers And be paid dollars 'stid o' dimes, Fer childern, wives, an’ mothers ; Their boy ‘at stokes ; their girl ‘at sews— Fer others—not herself, God knows ! The grave's ker only change of clothes ! Ef I only had my ruthers. hey'd all have “' stuff” and time enough ‘o answer one another's Appealin’ prayer fer *' lovin’ care "— THE physicians, “No one can fall to notice in them every good gaily which one is entitled to expect from a good instrament: nobility, elasticity and utmost clearness ‘of tone, and an extent of power which never fails, added to which a perfect evenness of tonch renders them as near perfection as has been thos far attained. ‘Their touch antes with absolate precision a delleacy and pliability, and. a most happy and responsive quality not foand in the Instruments of any other maker, While ‘the, present firm of Sobmer & Co. was foanded in 18/2, its existence really extends further back than 1860, Its author and bead, Mr. Hogo Sobmer, is a native of the Black Forest, in Germany. coming’ of a good family in comfortable circum: stances, and was given a most finished scientific and Ef I only had my ruthers. They'd be few folks ‘ud ast fer trust— Ef Tonly had my ruthers— And blame few business-men to bu'st Theirselves or hearts of others ; Big guns ‘at come here durin’ fair- Week could put up jest anywhere And find a-full-and-plenty there, Ef I only had my ruthers ; ‘The rich and great ‘ud ‘sociate With all their lowly brothers Feelin’ zee done the honorun'— | 25 cents. All Druggists. Iterary’ edacation, at the eame tlme acquiring a thorocigh Knowledge of music and the planoforte. Ateixteen years of age he arrived in New York, and ‘was apprenticed to plano-making in the factors of Schuetze & Lodolph. —‘Thoronghly learning his trade with this firm, ho returned to Enrope in 1868 and traveled in the varioas capitals, studying plano- making critically and scientifically from every pos- Ef I only had my ruthers James Whitcomb Riley in Indianapolis Journal, Mrs, Winstow’s Sooritxe Syrur for Children | aking eri ea ‘f Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays | sible standpoint. In 1870 he returned to New York, i s wind colic and diarrhora, "25 cents a and in 1872 commenced embodying in practical form allf eats cares eco colicTaad| 4 | the ideas which his training and travel bad brought. an = Hs partner was Me. Joeph Kader, who still con- tines in the firm; @ plano-maker who studied the art and trade thoroughly in the Vienna Shops, and ‘aided considerable experience gained tn the shops Of prominent makers. At present the firm consists, in addition to Mesere, Solimer and Kuder, of Mr. Charles Fah and Georgo Heletimann, eteh inember ear In chargo of a. jepartment. towhien be devotes his entire energies, 'Tbe cov: cern now baa, in addition to Its extensive warehouse on Fourteenth ‘Street and Thin Avenue, & new factory at Astoria, which Is the most. magnificent and complete extabllshment in the country, and the advent of which has done mach for Long island tn inducing other manufactarers to establish them- “Bren with th it ction of the Even with the present a1 laction of farm, which is the high figure of forty. plans sreek it Is et foraficent to euppiy the extensive demand, the firm being today largely in arrears of ts orders, ‘A widely-spread constituency demanding these celebrated Instruments, they may be had not only at the principal warerooms, 149 to 185 East Fourteenth Street, New York, but’at Montreal, Canada; 238 Suate Bureet, Chicigo: Union ‘Club ‘Ballding, San Francisco; 1522 Oliver Street, St. Louis, Mo.t 1128 Main Street, Kansas City; as also of local dealers throughout the country. ‘Tho laurelsof the frm of Sohmer & Co, have been, fastly earned and cheerfully bestowed.” The Correct “NEW YORK STYLES" ia GENTLEMEN'S HATS for “FALL, issued by N. 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