Judge — September 27, 1890 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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‘THK LEADER OF THR GANG —" cars like that I'd fly with ‘m.” HUM OF THE COURT. VOICE of the mugwump pessimist — “Whatever is has got to be improved or I'll know the reason why.” THERE MAY be better months than Oc- tober, but they come either before or after the accustomed twelve. [ELINOIS has had a shower of fish. The only wonder is that during the fishing season there are not cyclones of them. MBS: NAVARRO is the picture of health and happiness; so perhaps she will not go through the divorce courts to the stage until next ye: ARION HARLAND says that women who write should not marry; but some- times there is considerable human nature about them too, A LADIES’ CLUB must fail either of lack of exhilaration or a surplus of it. If it has the former it is dull, and if the latter it is not a club for ladi HEN I CALL for an investigation again you'll be apt to hear of it. I hate investigations almost as much as I hate strikes.— 7. V. Powderly. ICHARD CROKER is so much im- proved that he thinks it might be ad- visable to send the Democratic party to Wiesbaden to undergo the same course of recuperation. ANY CANADIANS want the privilege of electing their governor-general. Go on with this foolish provincial independence, gentlemen, and you'll presently want to elect your own queen. CONTEMPORARY hopes that a con- templated monument will begin to take root in Gotham soil at once. We hope so too, and to that end let there be unlimited fertilizing at once. AINLY RABBIT Ok, “PRIDE GOETH HEFORE A FAL the mule, fellers! ‘FT Brinniecorn (fercely) Py; rah Beimeneconn ( impetuous if you were ND HIS JEE! had th a groan) — kneeling on a cactus, HE UNGAINLY RaBBIr—'*Come on, Smarty!" Do you love me, Debo- “Really, you are so impetuous 1 reckon you'd be Yes, or ni WE TOLD that cheerfulness is be Think of it, Mr. Cleveland and Mr. Evarts, and see how you can im- prove your physiognomy. A MAN lived on three cents a day, Death was ashamed to take him for many years, but finally he went off of his own volition in order to save the three cents. ARE of the troubles of the Chicago fair committee have been set- tled, but it is feared that the many to come will destroy the directorship some six months before the fair begins. [F THE DEMOCRATS had made a litte more effort to whip Reed in the first Maine district there would have been noth- 1g left of them but their coat-tails, and they would have been abbreviated. W. ARE also informed that Czar and O. Cromwell Reed is “a moon- faced man." They will cut him up in little stars next, provided he isn't blown into them by Russian or English dynamite. PROBABLY the ex-emperor of Brazil is happier with his small income and his loss of responsibility than ever before in his life; but we never know this kind of bless- ing, it comes so thoroughly disguised. HE MAN with a sash has submitted with patient contempt to the ridicule passed upon him; but he will find it hard to over- come the fact that the sash is responsible for two-thirds of his so-called cholera-morbus. And that it is a fact any ph ‘THE DEATH of Isaac P. Christianey was comparatively happy. He had ceased to be disgraced by a bad woman, he had es- caped the responsibility of office, he was nearly eighty old, and he had no large property to leave. When he departed there was no sting, and ten years ago he would have given a large fortune to get out as easily. comicbooks.com