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This page is primarily **advertisements and light verse**, not political satire. The main content includes: **"Rare Rustic Maid"** — A sentimental poem about a countryman encountering a distressed young woman. The joke's twist: she's rushing not from romantic tragedy but because their cow has lost her cud (digestive ability). This is rural humor playing on expectations of melodrama. **"The Kaiser's Favorite"** — A champagne advertisement referencing German Emperor Wilhelm II's purported taste. **Miscellaneous ads** for patent medicines, tea, soap, and Frank Leslie's Illustrated Newspaper (offering Millet's "The Angelus" painting free). **Two brief humorous anecdotes** about elderly widows and romantic disappointment. The page reflects late-19th-century American magazine culture: mixing genteel poetry, sentimental humor, and aggressive patent-medicine advertising. There is no significant political commentary or social satire present—just commercial content and light entertainment typical of Judge's lighter pages.

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JUDGE DELICIOUS AND REFRESHING!!! Soll by GROCERS. DRUGGISTS, and WINE TRADE everywhere. Gives 7 Pure SS Bcsth) Ceclingang Retrehing, ae Sead for (CAM book "Care of Teeth" free. Wright & Co.,Chem- ists, Detroit, Mich, Alsoin liauid or powder form MEN AND WOMEN, any ailment what- ever, should send for a copy of the Health Helfer, tree, to DR. JOHN H. DYE, Burvato, N. TE SuyaCHANCE FOR ALL To Enjoy a Cup of Perfect Tea. ATrial Order of 3%; Ibs. of Fine Tea, ¢ither Oolong. Japan, Imperial, Gunpowder, Young Hysoa, Mixed, English Breakfast, Sun Sin Chop, or an assortment, sent by ail on receipt of $3. state what Kind of Tea you want,” Greatest inducements ever ‘offered to get orders for ourcelebrated Teas. Coffees and Baking Powder. ‘Address THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO., P.O, Box 289, gt and 33 Vesey Street, New York. A Comeany HENRY LINDENMEYR, PAPER’.".WAREHOUSE BiNowelaweesa seit uoceron or.,t NEW YORK. th A REMARKABLE OFFER! A COPY OF MILLET’S FAMOUS PAINTING, “The Angelus,” ‘Will be sont FREE OF CHARGE to every person who will send us, before September 1, 1890, $1.00 FOR A 3 MONTHS’ SUBSCRIPTION “FRANK LESLIE'S ILLUSTRATED _ NEWSPAPER.” This offer is made solely as an inducement to ob- tain new subscribers to the paper. We feel conf- dent that after you have once had the “ WEEKLY” as a visitor for even so short a time as threo months, we shall have secured you as 8 permanent reader and friend, The retail price of the picture which we offer to GIVE TO YOU WITHOUT COST is $1.00. from the original by the famous French firm of art publishers, Messrs. Boussod, Valedon & Co,, and is in every respect a most beautiful specimen of color printing. The picture will be sent you neatly packed in a pasteboard roll, post-paid, And besides, you will have the pleasure of receiving for thirteen weeks America’s most popular illustrated weekly. It was reproduced, in slze and colors, Kindly remember that this offer does not hold good after September 1, 1890. Subscriptions are in all cases payable in advance. Remittances may be made by P, 0. Money Order, Registered Letter, Bank Check, or Draft, and should be addressed to ARKELL & HARRISON, 110 FIFTH AVENUE NEW YORK CITY. RARE RUSTIC MAID. I saw her hastening o'er the sward That skirts the shady lane ; Distress looked from her moistening eyes, Her cheeks were flushed by pain. She sped with footsteps light and quick Along the dewy way, And scattered pearls where'er her feet In dimpled impress lay. Panting she flew ; the wanton breeze ‘Toyed with her streaming hair, And boldly limned her rustic charms Most beauteous and rare ! “Stay, maiden, stay !" T softly cried ; T fain thy grief would know. What sorrow heaves thy gentle breast ‘And bids thy tears to flow?" “Has fate to thee been most unkind ? Or lover proved untrue ? Why flee ye from thy rustic roof? Tell me, fair maiden—d 1¢ sweet maid's lips quick answer gave— Lips opening as a bud— ‘I'm scootin’ fer the hoss-doctor ; Our cow has lost her cud !" — Pittsburg Dispatch, THE KAISER'S FAVORITE “Cabinet Sekt,” of Kloss & Foerster, Thomsen & Co., 87 Wall st., sole agents. Champagne Freyburg. Elderly heiress (sadly)—"* No, Mr. Jones ; my heart is dead to the tender passion, “he only man I ever loved, or could ever love, was killed in the battle of— of "—— Afr, Jones (disappointed and reaching for his Waterl00?"— Chatter, Throw physic to the dogs,” and use Angostura Bit- ters for good digestion and a healthy appetite. Sole M'frs, Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons. Ask your druggist. ‘The angler sits upon the bank (For so the fish are cozened) And drinks each time he gets a bite— ‘And each time when he doesn’ —Paris Herald, Boker's Bitters since 1828 acknowledged to be by far the best and finest Stomach bitters made, whether taken pure or with wines or liquors AND OTHER CORDIALS, “I've got a complaint to make,” said an office-boy to his employer.‘ What is it?"' “The book-keeper kicked me, sir. I don’t want no book-keeper to kick me." “Of course he kicked you, You don't expect me to attend to everything, do you? I can't look after all the little details of the business myself."—Zx. HE NEW HOLLENDEN, of Cleveland, Ohio, is the ‘most magnificent hotel in’ the west. American and European plans. “Sam,” a negro preacher, began a religious service by reading some lines from a’ book he held in his hands. “Turn,” said he, to page sebenty-six—page sebenty- six—an’ sing wid de voice an’ de understan’en’ ; hymn on page sebenty-six : *As 1 was goin’ down our all Tmet'a cullud gal named Sally.’ “No, brederen ; I must hab made a mistake. Try hymn on page sixty-seben—turn to page sixty-seben Vl read de fust two lines ob de hymn on page sixty- seben: “Shoo, fly! don't bodder me, I b'long to company D," “Now, dat don't sound ‘zactly right. I. nebber heered such a hymn sung in dis church, I bileeve de Baptizz cullud brudder, who's a locust preacher, an’ who met me dis ebenin’ in de dark, stole my Meffodist hymn-book an’ put his Baptizz hymn-book in de place ob it."—Christian Intelligencer. BICCEST SUCCESS IN TWENTY YEARS. BLOoo'S (ROWN CIGAR Sc goo as sample order. Express paid. Guaranteed to please. W. BLOOD & SONS, Manufacturers ANSTEROAM KY. “COLUMBIAS” HIGHEST GRADE ONLY. Catalogue Free. POPE MFG. CO. BRANCH HOUSES! 22 Warren Bt, NEW YORK. TiFranklinSt., BOSTON, 291 Wabash Ave., CHICAGO. Catalogue free, Address, T; Pore Mra, Go., Boston. BA OO. MEDIA Ls Military Academy: bore s BROOKE HALL; girls. Circulars tree. ROMA aD Coes S. Bk Co) CORRECT STYLES «BEST QUALITY. PERFECT FITTING writer lew York, Chicago. 7g GREATEST IRYERTION « BY ERY Pave Te STEPHEN F. WHITMAN & SON s+ Inventors ano Sove Mawes. -!- PHILADELPHIA.” GARFIELD TEA sscscriaite Prooeamplnental dren 8. SLR, “WORTH A GUINEA A BOX.” 80LD ALL OVER THE WORLD. THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY. BEECHAW’S PILLS. THIS WONDERFUL MEDICINE, For Bilious and Nervous Disorders Is the most marvelous antidote yet discovered. It is the pre- mier specific for Weak Stomach, Sick Head- ache, Impaired Digestion, Constipation, Disordered Liver, etc.; and is found efficacious and remedial by FEMALE SUFFERERS. ng pre-eminent for their health-restoring and lifegiving prop- Lor erties, BE ‘CHAM'S PILLS have an unprecedented de- mand ES BHA est sale of any patent medicine in the world. PRICE, 25 CENTS PER BOX. only by THOS. BEECHAM, St. Helens, Lan- land BB. F. ALLEN & CO., Sole Agents for the Unit States, 365 & 367 Canal St., fork, who: it ir druggist does not them) will mail BEEOH: RRA'S PICLS on receipt of price dnt taguire frase lease mention Judge. cashire, E: comicbooks.com