Judge — September 13, 1890 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE **I'm afraid, Johnny,” said the Sunday-school teacher rather severely, “*that i will never meet you in heaven.” “Avhy? What have you been doin’ now?"—Ashland ress. Falstaff asks: ‘* What's honor?" as though it were hard to tell; but let one woman sit behind another in church and she'll tell what's on her in less than two minutes.—Harvard Lampoon. When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria, When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. When she had Children, she gave them Castoria “You are not the young lady to whom I give les- sons,” said the piano teacher. ‘*No. ‘The young lady to whom you give lessons is sick, and she has sent me to practice for her."—Boston Courier, Mrs, WixsLow’s SooTHING SyruP for Children Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarthea, "25 cents a bottle, “told him there were twins.” ‘* Did he seem over- joyed?" “I suppose so. He put his hands to his forehead and cried, ‘This is too much. “What have | ever done to deserve this?”"—Philadelphia Times, Prickly Heat, Chafing, Sunburn, Mosquito-bites and Irritations of the Skin from various causes are speedily relieved by use of Packer’s Tar Soap, the Ideal for Toilet, Bath, Shampoo and Nursery. 25 Cents. All Druggists. VERY BEST ALL-TOBACCO INS CIGARETTES On the Market. SMOKE .NO OTHER, - Consolidated Cigarette Co.. Ave. D & roth st.,New Yors THE CELEBRATED PIANos ‘Aro at present the Most Popular and Preferred by Leading Artiste, Warerooms, 149, 151, 153, 155 East 14th St., SOHMER « CO, e Cwicaco, Tut., 236 State Street; Saw Francisco, Cat, Union Club Building ; St. Louis, Mo. 1322 Olive Street; Kaxsas Cry, Mo. 113 Main Street. rn oe? vee = The Correct “NEW YORK STYLES" in issued by N. ESPENSCHEID, Salesroom, 118 Nassau St., NEW YORK. Best value in the market. Send postal for order blank & prices. NEW'T YORK. Agencies throughout the United States, CONDENSED AND DRY. The Imperial Ivory for Photogra- phers, the Household and all users of Paste. Add water and it is ready for “DIAMOND PASTE 6O., 93 Barclay St., New York. 156 State St., Boston. FACTORY, ALBANY, ¥. Y. Solomon gave the world much excellent advice. to be wondered if he ever found time to take any.. erpool Courier, Slander iz like the tin-kittle tied to a dorg’s tale—a very good kind ov kittle az long az it ain't our dorg's | or short, according to the end from which you lool tale.—/osh Billings, gall.—Binghamton Republican, through it.—Burlington Free Press, Twenty-Two of the Presipents of the United States have used WILL- IAMS’ famous Da Shaving Soap, not only for shaving, but for the bath and general Toiter Us: For Tomer Use WILLIAMS’ famous BARBERS’ SOAP is admirably adapted, and is now used by thousands and thousands of families, at home and abroad. No “head of a family” need hesitate to follow the example set by so many il lustrious “heads of the Nation.” WILLIAMS’ BARBERS’ SOAP is delicate as cream, and creates a most delicious, soothing lather. It leaves the skin with that soft and cleanly feeling that is so refreshing. It is nof expensive, and recommends it- self to every one who tries it. We want you to try it. Don’t think that because Williams’ Soap was origi- nally intended for Shaving it can’t be good for the soiet, That's just the noint. Since.Shaving is naturally an irritating process, it requires a soap soothing, delicate, and healing, to counteract this irritation. This Williams’ Soap has done in millions and millions and millions of cases, is still doing, will do in many millions more. As a Totter adjunct, it acts in precisely the same manner—softening, soothing, healing, and preserving the skin in the most perfect condition. For free sample or pound package, address THE J. B. WILLIAMS CO., Glastonbury, Conn., U.S. A., Proprietors of the famous ‘* Genuine Yankee Shaving Soap” and Williams’ Shaving Stick. This cut represents a Pound IAMS’ BARBER: it at your druggist’ Teontalne 6 round cakes, -A pound package would last you (one person) a year or more. We mail one of these pound pack- ages to any address for 4o cents in stamps, postpaid. THE J. B, WILLIAMS CO., Glastonbury, Ct, ickage of WILL- BAR soaP, as you will find ORCHID FLOWER PERFUMES. Would you fully satisfy the requirements of a refined taste for exquisite perfumes, use SEELY'S ORCHID FLOWER; they are delightful reproductions of the odors of these aristocratic flowers, STANHOPEA, VANDA, GALEANDRA, MILTONIA, ANGULOA, CALANTHE, If not to be obtained of your druggist, we will send by mail, postpaid, on receipt of price. (REGISTERED). 1-ounce Bottles, Y5cts. 2-ounce Bottles, $1.50.—See Cut. Sold also by the pound to the drug trade. SEELY MANUFACTURING CO., SOLE PROPRIETORS OF ORCHID PERFUMES, DETROIT, MICH. 371 It is | It takes both gall and wormwood to make imported wine in this country. The man who labels it uses the Blobson says that life is like a telescope; I is long