Judge — September 6, 1890 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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THE SNAP GIVEN AWAY. STAGE-MANAGER —"' Ladies and gentlemen, Vrofessor Palgrave will now perform the unprecedented feat of removing his head from his shoulders and Tite: rroressox —" Rer-rocked in th’ er-reradle of th! d"— singing a ballad.” And swift and yet swifter he sped THE SPIDER. 5 i C £ Fas O'er his wind-shaken tether elate, (Saitade) NAS AUN > The spider through labyrinths led A! LAY in my hammock at ease . f CRY as Like a shadowless figure of fate. XN Mid blossoms of white and of red, . Ve tn the interlaced limbs of the trees . % \ VENVOL. \ spider was weaving his thread ; 3 { t So time with my days that lie dead « meshes were gathered and spread \ ‘) Shall weave on like the spider sedate, As with smooth and aerial gait } j y And pass with invisible tread Ite crossed in the space overhead AN f Like a shadowless figure of fate. Like a wless figure of fate, f, .: # : 4 i. ERNEST MC GATFRY Awl aloft in the sunshiny seas — Sy \g Bast} ah A PERTINENT QUERY. nt he swung without drea . +e] TELL you what, gentlemen, we Vill by faint though persistent degrees x 5 : i shall see stirring times in this The strands of his cordage were wed : country before long. Great changes are near at hand.” That would bear not a gossamer's Vb ; . i : ° 2 When did weight ; Yet over its texture he fled Like a shadowless figure of fate jf . > / ‘CIAL VALUE. It seemed an intangible bed you , Teacher —" Define quartz." Not a leaf but waved soft in the bree: it Q Milkman's son (absently) —" Pint And flowers their sweet fragrance \ F q ” shel | i ‘i ‘ and a half. While adown through the orchard the bees On numberless apple-blooms fed ; “Quick, Bill! th’ side curtain 's all afire !" INTERCEPTED CORRESPONDENCE. FROM the hopeful young man to his pastor—As I stand in the broad avenue of life I find so many closed doors 1 know not which one to open, How can I tell which one will lead me to success?” From the practical pastor to the young man—" There's only one, and yow'll find it labeled * Pash.” GETTING EVEN. : : sae Binley —" What do you think that rascal Jonesley did?” AT A RICHMOND URECEETION PURITANICAL PROTECTION Standoff —" Can't imagin Mrs. Roangxe—*! My de-e-ar Mrs. Fitzlee, I've been trying to get over te “you the whole eve What is the mat- you do anything ter with the colonel about it? Mks. Frrziee—"'The poor, dear fel- low is so-o miserable! He left his plug-tobacco at home, and our host chews fin : Miss Mitpxep —" Why, auntie, "| Binley —" He cd my name for five hundred dollars!" got the top of your veil right a Standoff vy! Didn't middle of your ey ‘ AuNT Renecca —"* I done it a-purpose. . I'm a-goin’ t one_of them bali oak Bimley "Nes: 1 got even with the scoundrel, 1 forged your Uncle Eben. his name for a thousand.” comicbooks.com