Judge — August 30, 1890 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Consolidated Cigarette Co.. _ Ave. D & roth st.,New Yor Ni FIND IT DIFFICULT * TO SHAVE THEN TRY AT ONCE MANUFACTI BY W.BARKER. tRov.wy. 25° ASK YOUR DEALER FOR IT THE OLD-TIMER. there's a circus in town—it seems ages ago Since the bare-legged boys in our school Used to squander the savings they'd gathered so slow On the clown and the frolicsome mule ; And the peanuts we ate and the fun that we had ‘The expenditure fully repaid, Not to mention what made thirsty stomachs so glad— ‘That swallow of red lemonade. ‘Char ypagne, ‘tis insipid; the claret seems flat ; is not for a cocktail, this yearn ; And lager-beer—no, there's no flavor to that, And naught to desire in sauterne. But, oh ! what a treat it would offer to find ‘The tents pitched again on the glade, And take—'twas youth's nectar—the rarest in kind— A swallow of red lemonade.— Washington Post, Boker's Bitters since 1828 acknowledged to be by | far the best and finest Stomach Bitters made, whether taken pure or with wines or liquors AND OTHER CORDIAIS. Chairman (of the Bethlehem hay-fever convention) — | 10se who are opposed to this motion will so signi- fy." AU (in, chorus) —" Ach-ach-ach —a-e-h-e-w !" ‘hairman —"* The nose have it."—Kearney Enterprise, “It is odd that the value of diamonds does not in- crease in the ratio of their size,” remarked the snake | editor. ‘* How does it increase, then ?” asked the horse editor, ‘*In the ray show of their brilliancy."—Pitts- burg Chronicle, t the sot and the chap with malarial kinks ‘This difference destiny makes— ‘The former is given to shake for the drinks, ‘The latter to drink for the shakes. Yonkers Gazette. PASTE THIS IN YOUR HAT. Profit by the advertisement of D: on this page. “s Diamond Paste Mulligan —"* Phy don't you have two av thim ther- momyters in the house, Dinnis?" — Brady—"* Phat would Oi want wid two av thim?” Mu/ligan —** Wull, av coorse wan av thim is well enough if ye want to sec’ how hot it is; but supposin’ ye want to see how cold it is, thin ye nade another wan, me bye."—America, “* Williams,” said the proprietor of the restauran “don't throw away the corks of those soda-pop bottles. “What good are they?” inquired the new waiter. ‘There's a market for them,” replied the proprietor. ** Owners of excursion steamboats buy them to mix with the straw in their life-preservers."—Chicago Tribune, HE NEW HOLLEND: Eero tO magnificent hotel European plans, of Cleveland, Ohio, is the in" the west. American and No medal with a ribbon on his breast ; No star of noble orders, low or high ; ‘The courtier gewgaws of weak Europe loved Were but as baubles in his honest eye. A plain, black garb with naught of great pretense, Where mark or sign of prominence was not inned card that held the printed wi $ iy = Phihaepaia Times, Cures Const “dre you a freak?" ** Yes, sir.” “What are you?” “A mugwump."—Munsey's Week “Throw physic to the dogs,” and use Angostura Bit- ters for good digestion and a healthy appetite. Sole M'f'rs, Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons. Ask your druggist. Scribbler (pausing before the mint) — this style of architecture think?” Bidbler —"* Ves *T don't like lacks something, don’t you ep '—Philadelphia Press, THE KAISER'S FAVORITE Champagne is “Cabinet Sekt," of Kloss & Foerster, Freyburg. Thomsen & Co., 87 Wall st., sole agents, They're here again, the awful brazen mornings, When thought of paradise is thought of snow, When boiling beads are every brow’s adornings, And—what's the use of talking—let ‘er go! —Chicago Journal. ‘The Slayton lyceum bureau, New York and Chicago, are empowered to make engagements for Lecturer A. Miner Griswold, “Fat Contributor,” editor of Texaz Siftings, New York, for the coming season, Ile has two illustrated humorous lectures, entitled “* Round the World” and "* New York to and all about Paris." I DECKER BROTHERS : MATCHLESS PIANOS 33 UNION SQUARE. NEW YORK. ee ‘a RANG Em bodies threo original inventions. ‘Writetora book describing them, to Tue LITTLEFIELD Stove Co., ALBANY, N. ¥.; Who take the risk, and author. ize dealers to pat them up on trial, and to them to be far more valuable than any other range. In writing, mention judge. Day’s Diamond Paste. CONDENSED AND DRY. The beauty of it you ads the water and then it's ready for MPEHIAT. TVOHY brand for BoTGGRAPHERS and HOUSEHOLD use just ou NEW YORK OFFICE, 93 BARCLAY STREET. FACTORY, ALBANY, N. ¥. t#F-Send 25 cents in stamps for sample box Imperial Ivory. BEATS THE WORLD. HAS NO RIVAL. area TL WER (REGISTERED). 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