Judge — July 26, 1890 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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ee oS WHAT “What are they?” eaved clovers “1 never have any luc Blackwell, while you've been enjoying yourselves.” FOUR FROM NORRISTOWN. \ FINANCIAL Urea is it true you have made an assignment wughter.” “ And now you cannot afford to buy me an English lord for a hus- band?" “Don't worry EO! Pare “It is, my 1 couldn't if | hadn't failed.” How TH MONEY GorS Tom —" understand that Tymid lost twe thousand dollars last Week. Speculation?” No, He had no faith in banks and a robber broke into “And I'm told that his brother John lost five thousand !° es. He had faith in banks and the cashier is now in Canada.” AN OVERWORKED LECTURER * Doctor,” said his patient, “lam suffering from nervous prostration feel as we: as a cat—and 1 wish you would give me something to brace me up. [have an engagement to lect- ure to-morrow night "Your system is badly ren down, but 1 think Fcan fix you all ri By the way, what is the subject of your lecture?” “How to get strong and to stay HAVE HEE WORSE at heavens, William. Mrs. Joolbocks, rushing into her hus- band’s library with uplifted hands, “robbers have been in the house and carried off all my diamonds, silver- ware, gold watches, and—and ” “Did they take the hundred pounds of ice I had sent home last vr sic cried No; but the} hen, thank heaven, they left us our most valuable p. watches,” 1 WHEE anes, THE GOOD FELLOW. WE ALE know the men who like t make Cruel jests, and think them immense ; But give me th A joke at his own expense ways take you ain't inquisitive or nothi Coronet Houston oF TEXAS (soaking up in the night) make yer look more like a singed coyote than yer do now.” i} unl vl ny) VS HEARD AS HE STROLLED UP. We've found nearly a hundred.” atall! There I've been sitting on the piazza for an hour accepting Teddy . TRIED TO FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS. ONES had been quite ill. in a bath-tub, “Why, man, are you crazy? You must be anxious to die!” “No, I ain't,” protested poor Jones; “but didn’t you say that your last medicine was to be taken in water?” One day the doctor called and found him HE KNEW HIS RECORD. Mother (in back parlor) brother.” “Here, Stanley; go hunt for your little Lorn (in front parlor, who's had experience with the “little brother”) —"Oh, don’t send Stanley; he'll be sure to find him.” HER OUTING, Going to Europe this summer ?* “No, indeed; that’s too awfully common.” “Then what will you do?” “Why, just what all the ch and refined people do—stay at home and take ive.” HER BONNET. ALL she says I quite concur, Is Nor wish to disagree; For while it may be dear to her It's much more dear to me CROSS-LIGHTS. Slipshod — i falling brick. A brief reign Told to make a notse April shower. A bell. Looking backward — Lot's wife. Domestic fruit — \ married pair. Commodious flats —Jersey mead- ows. Caught on the fly web. Footlight buckles. The brid: nent nose. A good pan out—The well-filled dinner-pail. Hope that is o'er* "The lucky iner’s find. A question of etiguette- have the pleasure? A. spider's Diamond flashes of sighs —X promi- May | yer, friend? Shut that door comicbooks.com