Judge — July 5, 1890 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE 207 Don't try to drown your sorrows in a jug; troubles are great swimmers.—A sheville Citizen. He whom the good praize and the wicked hate ought tew be satisfied with biz reputashun.—Josh Billings. When Baby was sick, wo gave her Castoria, When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria When she had Children, she gave them Castoria He wrote, around me. it?"—Boston 7 “I luv you. You have throne a spell And she replied, ‘* Why don’t you use ranscript, First senator have a scheme to which I wish to give the widest publicity. What do you suggest as the best method? Second senator —"" Discuss it in secret session, of course."— Racket, Mrs, Wixstow’s Sootiinc Syrup for Children Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarrhoea, 25 cents a bottle, When rumors of war Came from far Ecuador We learned from a friend, incognito, ‘That in truth ‘twas'a fight Insectivorous quite— A sort of a little muss Quito. — Yonkers Gazette, Owing to the mild winter there was a saving of a ton and a half of coal to every coal stove Owing to the late spring the wear and tear of overcoats and flannels has offset the saving of coal. Nature always makes things even, What a family saves on feeding the chil- dren green apples must be paid out for Jamaica ginger and mustard plasters.—Exchange, Have you used} Packer’s Tar Soap for the Complexion or Shampooing? Its use is a luxury; imparting clear, soft, smooth, healthful skin and vigorous hair; cures Dandruff and Skin Diseases; prevents Chapping. 25 cents. All Druggists. 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Goot order vas der foundation shtones of peace, und peace vas der bulliest blessing in der vorldt, Don'd put plaindy mud on der wheels of time und you sail along’ pooty casy der track of life ofer, Man vas a tramp enyhow. Ofer his feetshteps vas valk flowers cn efery day he would pooty soon fergot der burbose of his shurney droo life, A bilious man hunting for something to get mad at is generally successful in his search.—Wew Orleans Picayune, “What is fortune ?” asked the mai Brains!" said this lover rash ; ‘Indeed !" she sighed, ‘then I'm afrai * Who steals your purse steals trash, —Philadelphia Press, Boker's Bitters since 1828 acknowledged to be by far the best and finest Stomach Bitters made, whether taken pure or with wines or liquors AND OTHER CORDIALS. Somehow a man feels much worse the day after he has lost an hour's sleep on account of the baby than he does the day after he has lost five hours’ sleep at the club. Atchison Globe. He (sympath I am sorry to hear of the death of your dog. What was the matter with him?" Ske— “Lam sure Idon't know. Poor Fido was such a dear, and we did set everything by him.” He—'* Well, per- haps he ate some of it."—//arvard Lampoon. Dr. Cuyler, in addressing the Presbyterian conven- tion, said Saratoga was the only place he knew of where the more a man drank the soberer he became. It is needless to suggest that Dr. Cuyler does not attend the political conventions at Saratoga.— 7voy Press. ‘There is one word which woman speaks That till old Gabriel's trumpet blow Will never leave the mind of man, And that one word is ** no. —Chicago Times, “Throw physic to the dogs,” and use Angostura Bit- ters for good digestion and a healthy appetite. Sole M'f'rs, Dr. J.G. B. Siegert & Sons. Ask your druggist. What nonsense this is going the rounds of the press, that such and such woman has been the first to be ad- mitted to the practice of the law in this country. Haven't women, and particularly married women, been laying down the law to men for centuries ?—Philadel- phia Times, ““Ask and you shall receive," and ‘* find,” Thinks'the census man so sharp and supercilious ; But his faith he soon revises when he asks some Amazon If she's knock-kneed, paralytic, deaf or bilious. — Utica Observer. THE NEW HOLLENDEN, of Cleveland, Ohio, is the ‘most magnificent hotel in’ the west. American and European plans. De Smythe (who has just met his friend in Madison square) —"* Chol bawy, how is it you whistle so easy?” Cholly — \Why, Stiythey, I weaw me. cane. head in me mouth, and when I take it out Iam fixed right to blow me breath through the hole. See ?’—/ew- clers’ Weebly, SRN Files Pimpten Gran ve Beara REET, CHICAGO ILL ate Box. 162, and “seek and you shall | | that was more'n a year age ‘The people who disagree with you never have any sense any way.—Aichison Globe. 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