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178 JUDGE “Are you going to the seaside this summer?” asked one young woman of another. ‘* No,” was the reply ; “LE don't think it would be of any use. Susie and Bessie both got married last season, and I don't sup- pose that pa could afford to support another husband.” —Washington Post. A New Haven girl who married a Chinaman, lived with him for two weeks and then applied for a divorce, alleged that she was greatly disappointed in his habits, On the other hand he says he'll be only too glad to get rid of her, as she insisted on using a knife and fork and doing other things which killed his love stone dead.— Free Press. SUMMER RESORTS. | HOTEL KAATERSKILL, Catskill Mountains, N.Y. SEASON OPENS JUNE 28. RATES REDUCED; $21 PER WEEK AND UPWARD. For information call on or address W. F. PAIGE, HOTEL MARLBOROUGH, BROADWAY AND 36TH STREET, NEW YORK CITY. CORONADO BEACH, Acwsis said of Coronado: “A elle ' mate that has 1 San Diego Co., Cal. The average mean temperatu ten years has been, July, 67.1; August, 6 For (ull particulars, address E, §. BABCOCK, ir., manager the HOTEL DEL CORONADO. A MAGNIFICENT SUMMER HOME FOR SALE, Situated on the shore of one of the most beautiful lakes in central New York, just outside of Auburn, a city of 30,000. Large brick house, elegant grounds, 25 acres of land, of more if wanted. Splendid fishing, boating and bathing. Especially suited for stock-far Brice, $18,000. For fuil particulars and large photographs, address, JOHN J. BRINKERHOFF, Auburn, N. Y. HOTEL BALMORAL MOUNT McGREGOR, N. Y. Finest Mountain in the World. Bacon Orchestra Club under the direction of Marri- etta Sherman, $12 TO $25 PER WEEK. taSend for Circulars. 9 A. CG. BAILEY, Canojoharie, N. Y. HOTEL BRESLIN, LAKE HOPATCONG, NEW JERSEY. Fifty Miles trom’ New York. No. MOSQUITOES, Will open for the. season of 18yo 08 For information address . HROCKWAY, Manager, Gilsey House, New York City. LEADING NCTELS Altitude, 1,200 feet. AN ECONOMICAL MAN. He lived on thirteen cents a day— ‘Ten cents for milk and cracker, One cent for dissipation gay, ‘And two cents for tobacco. And if he wished an extra dish He'd take his pole and catch a fish. And if his stomach raised a war inst his penurious habit, He'd go and kill a woodchuck or Assassinate a rabbit. And thus he'd live in sweet content On food that never cost a cent. And, that he might lay by in bank ‘The proceeds of his labor, He'd happen ‘round at meals, the crank ! And dine upon his neighbor. And then he'd eat enough to last Until another day had passed. He bought nor pantaloons nor vest, Nor rich, expensive jacket ; He had one suit—his pa's bequest— He thought would "* stand the racket.”" He patched it thirty years, ‘tis true, And then declared ‘twas good as new. He owned but one suit to his back, And minus cuffs and collars. He died, and left his nephew Jack ‘ine hundred thousand dollars ! And Jack he run this fortune through And only took a year or two. —S. W. Foss in the Yankee Blade, BOISE CITY, CAPITAL OF IDAHO, Now that Idaho is about to be admitted as a state, public attention is centered there. It is known to be the third richest precious mineral producing state, its output being seventeen millions annually. "But it is not so generally known that Idaho has a delightful cli- mate, is a stock-growers’ paradise, and a great farming and lumber-producing country. "Special attention is called to the card of the Board of Trade, Boise City, Idaho, in another column soliciting capital and skill to develop their resources. While the four Misses Giddegurl were admiring their lovely forty-dollar hats just before church time, old Mr. Giddegurl was down stairs brightening up his year-old silk “diver” with the lacking -brush.—PAiladeiphia Vecord. ‘The new Sohmer Piano Factory occupies eight large lots, situated a short distance from the g2d street ferry at Long Island city. 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