Judge — June 21, 1890 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Observe the quieting effects Of quiet life and boodle— You'll see him now at early morn ‘Out with the woman's poodle. —AMerchant Traveler, THE ONLY ALL-WATER ROUTES TO CONEY AND THE BRANCH. Beyond question the finest trip by water of a hot day is that offered by the Iron steamboat company to Long Branch—a two hours’ voyage with coolness in the hot- test weather and all the requisite accommodations on board. ‘Thousands take the round trip without tarry- ing at the Branch ; but an hour or two there can always be’ profitably filled in, and, whatever return boat the pleasure-seeker may take, he can be in New York in time for an enjoyable evening at home. Four hours’ sail, therefore, with all that anybody could wish on board, for less than the price of a moderately cheap dinner. It is as extraordinarily small in price as it is remarkably large in health and enjoyment. Of course the Iron steamboat company’s boats to Coney island furnish the favorite trip to Coney island. ‘That goes without saying. It gives the only all-water route to the Island, as it does to the Branch. There are no other accommodations to either point that are half as good, and none that are so thoroughly enjoyable. When the flags of this company go up, that means the opening of the season. When they come down, that means a gen- eral feeling of regret, for it announces that the summer fun is over, At this moment the flags are flying and the season has fairly begun. d rat GREATEST INVENTION Very THE AGE“? ve tT. STEPHEN F. WHITMAN & SON, “FlnvenTors avo SoLe Mawes. “= PHILADELPHIA+- BLANK BOOKS, toitsevery-dexuio mainte : i grder, Estimates cheerfully furnished, FINDLER & WIBEL, Stationers, 146 Nassau Street, New York. GARFIELD TEA ssisries ‘Froe samples: ‘all druggista or 319 W. 45th 8t, HAPPINESS ASSURED. 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E, LAMBERT, General Passenger Agent, > s Vanderbilt ‘Ave., New York, The Atchison Globe philosopher has been devoting his time to the lac of late, and the old savage has this to say of women's ways: When a big woman hates a little woman she calls her a ‘'snip" and speaks of her clothes as ‘* duds.” ‘The homage that a man pays to a handsome woman a woman has been known to pay to a very mean man, "A poor girl has to be awfully good looking to be pret- ty, and a rich girl has to be awfully homely to be ugly. ‘There never was a woman who did a thing to benefit herself that she did not claim that she was doing it for the benefit of some one else. A case came up in the court over which Judge Brill presides in St. Paul, says the Minneapolis Zridune, in which a big colored woman was a witness. She testified that she had whipped her little boy very severely, and as she went on with the story of the exceedingly stiff beating she had administered the judge's clear brow grew a little darker, and he interrupted her to ask if it had been necessary to chastise the boy so severely. The colored lady looked astonished at the question. Gazing intently at the court she inquired, ‘* Jedge, was you eber de father of a wuthless mulatter boy?” ** No, no,” said the judge hastily. ‘Then, jedge, you don’t know nuf- fin about de case. tes HEU. BICYCLES cites ane anreaes is ee neces SRBCERE SESE Regetibaatiate ine year ae ROUSE, HAZARD & 00. 9] @ Street, Peoria, IIL GRATEFUL—COMFORTING. EPPS'S COCOA BREAKFAST. © By a thorough knowledge of the natural laws which govern the operations of digestion and nutrition, and ‘by a careful ap- lication of the ine properties of welkalccted Cocon Si. 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