Judge, 1890-06-14 · page 13 of 16
Judge — June 14, 1890 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. It contains product advertisements typical of a late 19th-century magazine: cameras (Hawk-Eye, Blair Camera), typewriters, shoes, bicycles, and patent medicines (pile ointment, lithia water). The only substantive editorial content includes brief humorous observations: a Boston newspaper quip about "mine host" language among hotelkeepers; a grocer's pragmatic acceptance of dust contamination (customers pay for added weight); and a Methodist minister's candid admission that his church has fewer members present than at home. The page includes a poem titled "An Old Song Resung" romanticizing Civil War veterans—likely appealing to Judge's readership in the post-war era by celebrating Union Army service as a mark of character and trustworthiness. The overall page reflects commercial publishing priorities rather than editorial commentary.
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JUDGE 161 HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW 18 MODEL MAGAZINE CAMERA If not, send at once for the Hawk-Eye Booklet, containing full description and sample picture. The perfection of Instan- taneous Photographic Apparatus. — 109 pictures without reload ing. Prices $15 to $yo., See Thos. Stevens’ experience with the Hawk-Eye in Africa on four pages before frootispiece in leading magazines for May. When 40 desired we will do the developing and finishing. THE BLAIR CAMERA CO., Manufacturers, also makers of the Celebrated BLAIR me VERSIBLE BACK, ENGLISH COMPACT, and other CAM- . Lenses and Accessories ePesiecieal Ati; 4780 a7l,-a7i/nad 406 Tremoxt 8t., BOSTON, Mass. Branches: 298 State Sr., Chicago, TIL; 28 Ancn Stay Phila- delphia, Pa. Secor Also sold by Dealers in Photo. Goods everywhere. no shoes unless W. 1. name and CAUTION 22222 ees ©: Roardsnlse connec eupoly you, send direct te Senteere tae Scesteeravaass ctr matt 1 le more ty eter baguette wl are a Sonic ol oa natee aha Say other manafacturer. It fe the beat in the world, iavlsgarteasatiica ay tater eaten eet Sia tony Sates sue ilps SHS tno ree rae mae THE ONIY-PRACTICAL, LOW-PRICED EWRITERIS Catalogue tree. Address, Typewriter Departm: Part ites Gal Bonen, Nie Yow chloe rienete BICYC! Bite siege ig |e tee ot "aiaaras £6. eR Bs Beat HAPPINESS ASSURED. Dr, Williams’ Indian Pile Ointment will cure blind, bleeding, and itching piles when all other ointments have failed, It absorbs the tumors, allays the itching at once, acts as a poultice, gives instant relief. Dr. | Williams’ Indian Pile Ointment is prepared only for piles and itching of the private parts, and nothing else. | very box is warranted, Sold by druggists, or sent by mail on receipt of price, soc. and $1.00 per box. WiILLiAMs M'r’G Co.,. Prop’s, ’ tiered, o ‘The hotel-keepers of the country have been holding a convention. And, so far as we have observed, not a Boston newspaper has allowed the phrase ‘‘ mine host” to figure in Its reports of their doings. Say what you will, there is much about the hub which justly endears it to the American people.—New York Tribune, “This infernal dust. nuisance must damage you a great deal,” he said to the grocer as he dodged into the door to let a great cloud roll by. ‘*Oh, no, sir. Anything added to maple sugar, prunes, evaporated apples, etc., is paid for by the public at so much per ound. I'am not doing any kicking.” —Detroit Free ress. Rev. A. J. Hough of Montpelier, Vt., says the Zion Herald, roade a request on the second day of the recent session of the conference that he be excused from fur- ther attendance. When required to give a reason for such desired absence he remarked, “Mr. Bishop, the fact is there are more of us at home than when I left.” He was excused without further inquiries. SuavERS! A tube of Lieyd's Euxesis and a good razor are the only necessaries to a delightful shave. Cool and refreshing to the skin. Tovaluable to travelers, Observe signature, “Aimee Lloyd" in red ink. Refuse all others. Sold by Park & Tilford, McKesson & Rob- bins, E. Fougera and all druggists, Manufactory, 3 Spur street, Leicester square, London. AN OLD SONG RESUNG. “I was with Grant," the stranger said, Said the miner, ‘* Say no more, But come to my cabin on Carbonate hill, ‘And sharé my wealth in ore.” “I was with Grant "—“' I have heard enough, And know you are tried and true, Asa man must be who marched with him And wore the federal blue.” “Twas with Grant"—"' Of course you were ! You look like an honest man. And d ia you charge in the first brigade, le behind in the van?" “I don't know what you mean by that, really don't at all ; For I was with Grant, I was going to say, When he ran Tammany hall.” ‘Then the miner looked at him aghast, And he laughed with Leadville glee, As he summoned his neighbors of Carbonate hiil, And hung the chap to a tree. —Earl Marble in the Leadville Democrat, In the warerooms of Sohmer & Co., 149-155 [:. 14th street, the reader will find instruments that cannot be surpassed, and the purchaser is perfectly assured of get- ting the best article in the market at a very reasonable figure. Wife —"' James, if you are not doing anything I wish you would drive a nail or two on the outside cor- ner of the kitchen’ so I can put up the clothes-line.”” Husband (with dignity) —"* Susan, you will have to do it yourself. I have sworn not to touch a hammer until the strike is over !"—Chicago Tribune. FULL LEATHER Top. oInECT To consumeR. er Saving 25 to 40% ROAD CARTS A spceiatty. Por full Mustrated Cata- logue and COMPLETE WORSE BOOK, ond etx cte. tn stampe BAY RUM | eats Feowe ais Ap TeapIne. BEGarTIONe, The best, “Atk your dealer for it, None MitSout assve aisaatere. MICHELSEN. SPARKLING AND STILL, FINEST TABLE WATER ON THE MARKET. Used at all leading HOTELS and CLUBS. Sold by first-class Grocers and Drugglsts, Maia Osten, Hasban, H. 1. _ Hew York, 888 Broetway, Send for Pamphlet, According to the new code the power to spank docs not include the right to prepare the offender in due and ancient form for the ordeal. [Cutter's reports, the peo- ple ex rel. vs. Fulmer et al; Goodwin, J.] This oper- ates to postpone, but not necessarily to prevent—the— the—ordeal.— Utica Observer. IN CANIP Athome, abroad, tramping, yacht- Ing, canoeing, hunting or fishing, Armour’s Beef Extract Is Indispensable. Requires only the addition of boiling wator to make delicious Bouillon. Refreshing and strengthening. ae the place of fresh meat and other “Stock” ip Soup making. Is cheaper and more convenient. IRMOUR & CO. Chicago, Sole Manufacturers. SOLD EVERYWHERE. WRICHT & DITSON, LARGEST MAKERS OF FINE LAWN TENNIS GOODS IN THE WORLD, OUR SPECIALTIES. CHAMPIONSHIP NAL. Adopted by every assoc of note in the Geran ‘Sears “ Surprise,” and “ Srar. WRIGHT & Orr I'S Orrice ite ‘Aricles on the Game, 580 WASHINGTON ST., BOSTON, MASS, caer DEAF . Unser fortable, eitadjartior, Success arscania muster p ik or. jeth BeRe Ss $75.10. $250." Who can furnish ive their whole time to the busi- peat. Spare moments may Ve proeubly caployea ‘siea. A few vacancies in towns and cities. B, F, JOHNSON & CO., 1039 Main St., Richmond, Va. ask Forte CORLISS BRAND LINEN COLLARS AND CUFFS, CORRECT STYLES. BEST QUALITY. PERFECT FITTING. WEST SHORE RAILROAD. WX. ¥. G, & H. B. B. R. o., Lessee.) THE PICTURESQUE ROUTE FOR BUSINESS AND PLEASURE TRAVEL. LSUMMER EXCURSIONS.” 4 handsomely ring description of the Hudson River, Cas tins, Sartre Pother New York. State resor on rescipt of Bve cents postage. ea saree HOMES," io’ the vicinity of New Vork, Every head of a family should own a home. "The garden spoi for suburban residence is on the line of the West Chore Rare road, and what ia more, building plots are for sale at reasonable Pres, Suburban Homes," fesued by the West Shore, gives ull information and names of parties who have land for sale. Copy will be mailed on receipt of two cents postage. Tour books; Ume-tables and. snlormation regarding West shore Ralroad call on or address HB. COE, General Bastern Passenger Agent, erC. E. LAMBERT, General Passenger Ager Send for Catalogue.) 00 A MONTH can be made work. je’ ing for us. Persons preferred $8, Sp % illustrated make. AGE. Si STEPHEN F. WHITMAN & SON t-lnvewtors ano SoLe MAN'S. ~ PHILADELPHIA. Je books of every. made 10 BLANK BOOKS Rily funiahed, PINDLER & WIDEL, Stationers, 146 Nassau Street, New York, ‘A large assortment kept in stock, and comicbooks.com