Judge, 1890-06-14 · page 12 of 16
Judge — June 14, 1890 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily composed of period advertisements and humorous short anecdotal items rather than political cartoons. The "Judge" content includes jokes about contemporary life—such as a lady teacher being spooked by a boy's crude answer about woman's sphere, or a poem by "Uncle Seth" mocking the Russian Czar as an absurdly metal-clad figure, impervious yet inferior to simple rural American life. The satire is gentle and domestic rather than sharply political. The page is dominated by product advertisements for items like perfume, starch, bicycles, champagne, and patent medicines typical of the 1890s-era advertising landscape. There is no major political cartoon or commentary visible.
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