Judge — June 7, 1890 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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B, Barry, Proprietor. IN A GARDEN. Before 1 made my garden, oh, I was a happy man: L read the seed-store catalogues and joyfully would ‘plan How lots of luscious vegetables I easily could raise, And figured up the profits that they say a garden pays. Of patent fertilizers, fancy garden-tools and seeds T bought about as many as a western farmer needs ; T hired men that wouldn't work, and, rising with the lark, I dug till time for business and finished in the dark, After I made my garden, ob, I was a woful ma; ‘The chickens scratched my pretty beds, the dogs upon them ran; ‘The cats pitched-battles on them fought, the cows ate all the corn, And a hog that tried to bite me always rooted there at morn, ‘Then came a drought that burned to dust my garden ; then a flood And pelting hail and hurricane turned everything to mud; ‘Then, like the plagues of Egypt, swarmed upon me flies and bugs, Inch-worms, moles, cut-worms, crows and slugs, locusts, caterpillars, All summer long { wrestled, while my perspiration drops I think would fill the barreis I had ready for my crops ; And though I wasn’t able to supply one dinner's needs, T took the prize of champion for raising famous weeds, Before I made my garden, oh, I was a happy man But afterward my troubles and experiences began, Now, if some city greenhorn like myself would care to reap The profits of a garden, 1 will sell out very cheap. —H. C. Dodge in Detroit ree Press, A CHEEK OF ADAMANT. “I struck the hardest game of my life to-day,” said the agent of-a very successful collecting firm, ‘I tackled my man for twenty dollars that he owes a res- taurant, He's an artist—paints landscapes and_ por traits—and you see his name all covered with tafly in the newspapers, week in and week out. ‘I'm ‘ he, stopping work on the picture and pushing his velvet are on to the back of his head, while he looked lazily at the bill, ‘but I cannot pay this for a few months yet.’ ‘Why not? said I, ‘Because,’ says he, ‘I have a more pressing liability.’ ‘ More pressing than a board-bill?’ says I, sarcastically, ‘Yes; a good deal,’ says he. ‘I'm buying a pair of shoes on the in- stallment plan, and the second shoe is to be delivered to-day if I can make a partial payment. ‘The coin is here," says he, tapping his vest-pocket. ‘All right," says'T, "but you just give that coin to me on account or Till sell you up.’ ‘Sell what up? says he. ‘Why these here pictures,’ says I, sweeping my arm in a cor prehensive way around the studio. ‘These pictures ? says he. ‘All right, my boy; go ahead. If you can sell them Till be much obliged to you, It's « derned sight more’n I can do.’ With that he lighted up his pipe and went on painting 2s tranquil as a summer's T admired him and asked him out to have a dro} of something. says he, standing bac and regarding his picture with one eye closed, but not even glancing at me, ‘I never have social relations with my trades-people,.’ I was faint when I got down to the street."—San Francisco Examiner, EARL & WILSON’S LINEN _7 COLLARS & CUFFS BEST IN THE WORLD (a! European Plan. GILSEY HOUBE, Corner Broadway and 2%h Street, New York. SI BRESLIN & DRO. Proprctors GRAND UNION HOTEL, Oprosire Gaaxo Cextnat Devor, 42p Sr., Rooms $1 a day und upwards. to and from Grand Central Depot, free. European’ Plan ____ ALBANY, N. KEELER’S HOTEL, and 23 Matwex Lane, AuBany, N. HENRY LINDENMEYR, PAPER WAREHOUSE. Nos. 15 & 17 BEEKMAN STREET. BRANCH, 1, 33. 35 & 37 B. 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