Judge — June 7, 1890 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE 143 ‘The London Globe publishes this birth notice : ‘* Fri- day, April 4th, at the menagerie Grantham, the wife of A. Gorilla, esq., of twins—boys.” ‘The editor adds, “The Anglo-Saxon race is richer by two first-cousins.” When Baby was sick, we gave her Castorta. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, When she becaine Miss, she clung to Castoria, When she bad Children, she gave them Castoria, The preacher —* Well, getting along Sam, how have you been ince your conversion?" — Sam —" Oh, fust-rate, sah’; fust-rate. Me and the whole family quit lyin’, swearin’ and stealin’ in a great measure.”— Chicago Light. Mus. Wixstow’s Soottt RUP for Children Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarrhoca, "25 cents a bottle. Weather-sharp Greely, dressed in his water-proof coat, ear-mufls, and gum-boots, is going home. ‘It's time for the official bulletin,” remarks the assistant, “Well, suppose you give ‘em warm winds, clear and dry weather generally? Don't forget the dry weather, please. Where's my umbrella ?’—Philadelphia Times Have you used Packer’s Tar Soap for the Complexion or Shampooing? Its use is a luxury ; imparting clear, soft, smooth, healthful skin and vigorous hair; cures Dandruff and Skin Diseases; prevents Chapping. 25 cents. All Druggists. (@7"For sample mention Judge, and send 4 stamps to THE PACKER M'¥'G CO., 109 Fulton St, N. ¥- HAVE OS UPERIORS Jor Straight wee CIGARS PONE aE 1000 pantie vine Same 50, Bincxamron. ISK: YOUR. 5 Co, Bu FOR THEM. “The Marquis” A soft hat throughout, combining the Dressy appearance ’of the stiff bat, with all the comfort of the for- mer. Made up in black, brown and a light color, on the order of a buff or tan, also a dark pearl or grey. Iustrated circular, prices, etc., of Gentlemen's Hats mailed free on application. N. ESPENSCHEID, New York City, N. Y. | Tstablishod nearly half a centary ta the same localfry, THE CELEBRATED Are at present the Mah Popular and sae un Peal by Leading Artists, Warerooms, 149, 151, 153, 155 East 14th St, W.Y. SOHMELR « CO.w Street; Saw Francisco, Cat, Union Cnicaco, 1 » MO, is2z Olive Street; Kaxsas. eRICe MANUFAC IY BY W BARKER trov.x.v. 25F ‘ASK YOUR DEAIFR FOR IT Avery Wiseman’s definition of a liar—A small man who would be mistaken if he were larger.—Elmira Gazette. “REX WHEAT" looks better, keeps better, tastes better, goes further than any other grain food. ' Delicious in “* mush" gems, bread and ** griddles.” George Washington was worth nearly a million of dollars, yet he wasn’t able to buy a two-cent stamp with his portrait on it.— Texas Sift THE KAISER'’S FAVORITE Champagne is ‘Cabinet Sekt,” of Kloss & Foerster, Freyburg. ‘Thomsen & Co., 87 Wall st., sole agents. » ixteen thousand dollars y “Looking Backward. s is better than Lot's , who merely earned her salt.—Harlford Post. Boker's Bitters since 1828 acknowledged to be by far the best and finest Stomach Bitters made, whether taken pure or with wines or liquors AND OTHER CORDIALS, Tt was a festive inmate of an English alms-house who sang to a banjo accompaniment a song of which the chorus, remembered by an American visitor, ran as follows ‘Oh, why should the broadcloth alone be respected ? Why, why should the wellclad alone put on airs? ‘The angels in heaven have their limbs unprotected ; You can't judge a man by the clothes that he wears. Judge Lawrence of the Supreme Court of New York has just decided that Dr. J. G. B, Siegert & Sons have the exclusive right to the trademark and name of An- gostura Bitters and granted them an injunction against C.W. Abbott & Co., of Baltimore, restraining them from using that name or putting up goods in imitation of the Angostura Litters Why stands this crowd in the public street ? 1s the nation’s fate at stake? An anxious look lies in ev'ry eye As tho’ each heart must break. What means this rushing of anxious men? What means that cheer’s loud roar? “There's a base-ball game betwixt rival nines, ‘And they've just put out the score. —Albany Union, ‘THE NEW HOLLENDEN, of Cleveland, Ohio, is the ‘most magnificent bote! in’ the west. American and European plans. “On five successive nights last week as I was on my way home at about midnight a black cat crossed m; path,” said a West avenue man toa Herald represent ative yesterday. ‘Well, what of it?" inquired the newspaper man, ‘* Why, it is a sure sign of death,” was the reply. ‘I am not superstitious about anything else, but T tell you this sign never fails.” ‘* But it ap- pears to have failed this time,” said the man of news, “No, it hasn't,” said the superstitious man. ‘It held good, because I killed the cat with a chunk of coal on the fifth night, A black cat crossing your path isa sure sign of death." —Rochester Herald, An automatic card-shufller has been invented in Eng- land. An automatic card-player would be of much greater benefit to some men.— Elmira + Shavers! Lloyd's Euxesis requires neither soap nor water, enabling one to shave with comfort in half the usual time. Cool and refreshing to the skin, Invalua ble to travelers. Pliable tube bears siynature “Aimee Lloyd” in red ink. Refuse all others. Sold by Park & Tilford, McKesson & Robbins, E. Fougera and all Uruggists.” Manufactory, 3 Spur street, Leicester square, London, Chicago's got the big world’s fair, New York her naval review, And Washington her monument, And each one smiles in her content On poor St. Lou’. — Chicago Times ‘NEW KODAKS Vou press the button, we do the rest.” Seven New Styles and Sizes, Transparent_Films. | For sale by all Photo. Stock Dealers. THE EASTMAN COMPANY, Send for Catalogue, Rochester, N. Y. S)YOU FIND IT DIFFICULT | For sample send 2 cts, box 645, New York. VERY Gest ALL-TOBACCO CIGARETTES ‘On the Market. SMOKE NO OTHER, Consolidated Cigarette ave Deed fa bE PREM IERE QUALITE CIGARE The standard of purity SUPERB ARTICLE. tobaccos prevents that dryness of the throat usually produced by smoking other brands. prejudice to prevent you from giving this incomparable cigarette a trial, ury, and not a low-priced article. mm ETTEH. The faultless union of two matchless Do not allow It is simply perfection, and a lux- and excellence. Our Vanity Fair and other smoking mixtures are the finest for the pipe. 16 First-prize Medals. Wm. S. KIMBALL & Co, ORCHID FLOWER (REGISTERED), Would you fully satisfy the requirements of a refined taste for exquis use SEELY'S ORCHID FLOWER; they are delightful reproductions of the odors of these aristocratic flowers, STANHOPEA, VANDA, GALEANDRA, MILTONIA, ANGULOA, CALANTHE, 1-ounce Bottles, 75cts, 2-ounce Bottles, $1.50.—See Cut. If not to be obtained of your druggist, we will send Sold also by the pound to the drug trade, SEELY MANUFACTURING CO., SOLE PROPRIETORS OF ORCHID PERFUMES, PERFUMES. ¢ perfumes, by mail, postpaid, on receipt of price. DETROIT, MICH.