Judge — May 31, 1890 — page 8: what you’re looking at

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SQuawnrat (chief of the one ; must be salmon.” HUM OF THE COURT. MOTTO of the fy-paper— M ‘There are’ no flies on me. Te A MIL ve don't care to ha suit joke this y IS UNDERSTOOD that Dav aims thor- ship of “ Beautiful Snow * too, THE COUNTRY that forgets its defenders will presently have no defenders to remember. I" IS WELL to remember the dead veterans, but they can xet along if we of the live ones, NOW THE POETS are writing behind their counters about the delights they are having at the summer resorts, THERE ARE more mosquitoes in the big park in this city every warm night than can be packed in the whole state of New Jersey. TANDEM—The New me ke good care of two horses arranged seriatim drawing one dude and a supple- horses arranged S6MR. DEPEW," writes an M admirer of that gentle- . “is so popular with the epartment of public works that they have placed on their carts and iron covers throughout the city his name in abbreviated form, DPW THE PORCUPINE AND THE SALMON. A TALE OF TRUE BROTHERHOOD ON THE. COLUMBIA RIVER. 2. THE SALMON —" How are you Porky 2—Cheese it! Here comes old Squawbeat !" Canenoughs)—" Injun see 5. ‘THe saLMox—" Much obliged, Porky. I hope?” No great harm done, THe PORCUPINE. 1 ion it. I feel a bit chilly, but I'll soon be quilled out again. “We've had so many calls from you gentlemen recently for hot soup, the missus OUR TALENTED HELP. thought we'd betier have it all ready for you n't come home with me, ‘Ta-ta.” A MAN dies every- body lies to his utmost in order to praise him, and that is the kind of lie that shall not only be forgiven but glorified. ITTLE M. WILDER carries around with him a load of warm sunshine five times as big as himself and that threatens to swallow him in its coruscating alo. 6 ¢\JANTED, a new American poet,” says a contempo- Oh, we bi in every city 1, every county and town of this blessed country—and so does she. MSS kus achine that will preserve her voice. Now let her sing into one that will do it for her beauty, and New York shall have the prettiest woman for all time to L has sung into come. RICHARD VAUX ismen- tioned as the only American who ever danced with the queen. Did—or didn’t—" Prince” John Van Buren have that honor? And what of the American who, between pauses of the dance, asked her majesty “the price of the throne she sat on"? LADY COLIN CAMPBELL is apparently in good manag is already mentioned as the most beautiful woman in England, and certainly her matri- monial experiences, aswell as those not exactly matrimonial, have given her the necessary no- toriety, She will—h’m!—she will clevate the stage. hands, She comicbooks.com