Judge — May 17, 1890 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE First fisherman —" What luck?" Second fisherman one at all; can't get the cork out.” —AMunsey's Weekly, When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria. When sho was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When sho became Miss, she clung to Castoria, When she had Children, she gave them Castoria He (cautiously) —"* What would you say, darling, if I should ask you to be my wife?” Darling (even more cautiously) —"Ask me and find out."—Washington Star, Mrs. WiNsLow’s SooTiinc Syrup for Children Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind-colic and diarrhaa, 25 cents a bottle. 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Its rich, cooling, creamy qualities render its appli- cation most refreshing and delightful to the face, while it softens the beard as no other soap used by Barbers does, prevents the “pulling” and “‘scrap- ing” of razors, and renders being shaved a positive luxury. Nearly all first-class Barbers use it. All should; does yours? Will you ask him? To use Wit.taMs' Shaving Soap. To do so is to ward off all skin diseases that can be contracted in Barbers’ shops. It has germicide properties, and medicinal quali- ties that prevent every form of irritation caused by shaving, leaving the face soft, cool and_ comfort able. ‘The parched and “drawing” sensation sometimes experienced, is caused by the use of inferior, strong, and impure soaps used by a few Barbers on’ account of alittle less cost. 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