Judge — April 26, 1890 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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PERIL. : of deepest things, for he is highly intellectual ; We skim o'er subtlest themes with - touches careless but effectual ; We loosen knots the knottiest ; dis- cuss with mien superior The problems of the future and of times the most anterior. We canvass late inventions in me- chanical appliances ; News theological and recent doings in the sciences ; Phases in foreign politics. With a demeanor stoical I chase him up where'er he leads, intrepid and heroical, My eyes, though, have a stony stare, my spinal cord stands rigidly, My pulse beats high, my head is hot the while my blood flows frigidly. Ah, me! but he will yet find oyt, to scorn me full surprisedly, Mow far beyond my depth I flounder, wildly “i Zi sens IN SUSP _ OLD CHOCOLATE’S JOCOSERIOUS CHAT. BNSE DILLENBACI * What's wrong, ld fellow?” YO DOAN allus lose wen yo" trus’ a viel. Buptey —" I'm, almost crazy. I sent a phonograph cylinder to my broker asking him A lock offen makes 'act'iel de“mo'tievish: whether he thought [ was a blamed fool, and another one to Miss Willets asking her to marry 7 ues . . me, and I don't know which of them this answer is from.” De longah de fox waits de hungrier he am. DiLieNBAG: What does it say?" Be car'ful in yo’ deal wid de man ob ceremony. Bopie '* Simply * Yes.'" y y P! Hit er hahd toe tell w'ose chickens dem fedders belong toe PROOF POSITIVE. De man dat sows thistles wid his seed mus'n't hahvest bahfooted. BROWN, iho is looking out for summer board, was bargaining for Wren yo" grease de w'eels yo’ he'p de cattle ez well ez save war ; ; an’ tar. rooms in the only hotel in a remote Long island village, De man dat yo" helped toe stove-wood in Decembah done fowgit ¢. 4 “T can rely," he asked, “on your giving us good and wholesome hit by Ju d , F Ef yo" know a man toe be a liah yo’ kin trade mules wid um Sie teplied the landlord: “our table isi20 good ‘that leet summer: undaka ° , we lost several of our best boarders, who died of indigestion.” Toe de lazy man a cool place undah a tree offahs ez good fishin’ - ez de brook undah de sun A BUSINESS WOMAN. De man dat has de bes’ fawchune wid kyards in de long run am Mabel—"'The man who marries me must have a good big bank- de one dat looks on wile oddahs play. D a:-wargnon: account.” ° Ethel —"Nou don't mean to say you will marry solely for money?” OH, DEAR! Mabel—No, not exactly; but if any one swears he loves me I A DOECIL youth and a bucksome dame es an enidencesol toed faith. Sat faw a Said she, Vas Said he, ‘We'll be deer fri But I can not with my ALES 3WWiNE3} POOL FOR CRINKS. | ANG TOO PERFECT A KNOWLEDGE. 3 Doctor JunesoN (40 his affianced)—" V've been this avenue so much in my practice that the pony knows my reyu {un the next block) —"* Get wn, there, you four-legged idiot *” stopping-places almost as'well as 1 do, . ry, Wan comicbooks.com