Judge — April 26, 1890 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Artist —* You seem to be very humble in the pres- ence of that man. You acted as if you were afraid of him. You're not usually so deferential.” Journalist — Hush ! he might hear you, That's thie compositor who sets up my work." —Philadelphia Inquirer. “Throw physic to the dogs,” and use Angostura Bit- ters for good digestion and a healthy appetite. Sole M'frs, Dr. J.G. B. Siegert & Sons. Ask your druggist. The two sons of an eastern merchant started for In- dia, Some months afterward the father received this telegram: “Jim ’s dead.” In reply he cabled, ** Ship corpse.” In due time a large box arrived which was found to contain the body of an enormous Bengal tiger. ‘The parent again cabled. ‘* Mistake made ; tiger in h his surviving son replied, “AIL right. Have you used Packer’s Tar Soap for the Complexion or Shampooing?P Its use is a luxury ; imparting clear, soft, smooth, healthful skin and vigorous hair: cures Dandruff and Skin Diseases; prevents Chapping. 25 cents. 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