Judge — April 26, 1890 — page 10: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

A GASH IN TH! IE MUSICALE. Mus. Deawraour—"Ah! Signor Peppoipetti, Delighted to welcome you to our mansion. Did you bring your instrument 7 < Tue, saxon (feeling in his pocket doubtfully) —" Did madame expect SYMPATHETIC. AX OLD man nearly blind calls on an oculist and requests him to examine his eyes. “Well,” remarks the man of science, “I don’t see anything.” heavens, doctor ! you don't sa you're as A GOOD PORTRAIT. SETHIS portrait, Ned, of T your dear wife Is wonderful, upon my life! It holds the mirror up to nat- ure, It is so like in every feature ; The artist knew what he was at. Why, that it should perfection reach, The only thing it lacks is speech.” Cried Ned, “It's none the worse for that OUTSIDE THE STOCKADE. Cotonet BLazer (riding up)" Has ON PROBATION. THAT she has told him to depart seittth teas His broken heart betrays ; whether he had or not i is Cotoxet Beazer —" What di¢ pi Netishe: is aptitolimend, his Mas. Buazer—" He asked n a heart chew of tobacco,”* If he will mend his ways. AN ETHNOLOGICAL QUESTION. $4] WOULD like to ask a question, sir,” said a student to the professor. “Well, sir.” “Are the Kaw Indians related to the Crows?” BERING’S SEA. MeCorkle—* | notice a tendency to drop the ‘h’ in spelling the name of Behring’s se MeCrac “Yes; the new spelling was doubtless started by some anglo-mania IT WILL BE APPROPRIATE. Fangle—*\ suppose that well-known tune will become popular in Rome when the next lot of cardinals is created.” Cumso —"* What tune?" Fangle—** Where did you get that hat?" eppoinetti ze fiddicr, or he's broder? Ze invitation did not say.” OF COURSE NOT. 46] IT you who's been eatin’ these ere dates?” asked a groceryman of : “I ste the pits on the floor. was the ingenious reply; ‘‘‘cos I allus swaller mine.” AT HER OLD TRICKS. Amy —" Well, Susie is engaged to Mr. Glagget, at last.” Yes; she fairly coaxed him to propose too.” just like her. In the literary society debates a school she was always begging the question.” NOT AN ADONIS. who has gone to the parson's on marriage bent) om rather dark here.” Mk. Fret That's all right. I'm afraid every time she gets a look at me she'll change her mind.” . comicbooks.com