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A bumofist of wide renown, this doughty auctioneer ; His horse-play raised the loud guffaw and brought the answering jeer. He scattered round his jokes, like rain, on the unjust and the just; ‘Sam Sleeman said he ‘'laffed so much he thought thet he would bust.” He knockéd down bureaus, beds and stoves and clocks and chandeliers, And a grand piano which he swore would “last a thousand years :" He rattled out the crockery and sold the silverware— At last they passed him up to sell a little baby's chair. “How much? how much? come, make a bid. Is all your money spent And then a cheap, facetious wag came up and bid ‘one cent.” Just then a sad-faced woman, who stood in silence there, Broke down and cried, My baby’s chair! dead baby’s chair ! My poor, Here, madam, take your baby’s chair,” said the soft- ‘ened auctioneer ; “1 know its value all too well—my baby died last year— And if the owner of the chair, our friend the mort- gagee, Objects to this proceeding let him send the bill to me !" Gone was the tone of raillery ; the humorist auctioneer Turned shamefaced from his audience to brush away a tear; ‘The laughing crowd was awed and still, no tearless eve was there, When the weeping woman reached and took her little baby's chai WY, Foss in the Yankee Blade, When Senator Blair was told the other day that the river Amazon had ten mouths he turned green with jealousy.—Press. ‘Tis wrong to waste your fragance on the desert air or your money on foreign wine when the Pleasant Val- ley Wine Co.'s “*Great Western" is so good and so reasonable. A magazinist inquires, ‘' Is there a to-morrow?” Can- didly, we don't now. ' If there is one it's up in the workshop and isn't ready for use yet.—Commercial Advertiser, The Greenway Brewing Company make a special feat- ure of still ales, believing that there is a I: the United States who appreciate its healthfulness and fine flavor. 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