Judge — April 12, 1890 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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HUM OF THE COURT. NEW PROVERB—Conscience makes bluffers of us all TO LADIES who contemplate marrying actors—First select your method of suicide. L*t a Punch humorist lecture in this country and the Norristown //erald thinks there wouldn't be a dry eye in the house. NY REPORTER who sneaks into a jury-room will be promptly discharged, and his report of the jury's deliberations will be paid for at thrice the usual rates,— World, BURGLARS have a wholesome fear of the spinsters of Cincin expect to be captured by them, of course; but they are ten prospect that the dear old girls will never let them go. HIS TOWN is mentioned by the Chicago Zimes as “a sleepy old town.” ‘There is that old fable of the frog and the ox; but you know, of course, that the people of Chicago have no memory and can’t read. HERR KRUPP, the cannon man, has an income of $1,350,000. We have frequently noticed that men whose science is killing get the lion’s shar though, to be sure, the doctors, whose scic get the same amount, They dat the SCOTT says he would give for a good ing, in view of the effects of his tyranny upon his workmen, that he should have a stomach at all. DEBTOR in Ludlow-street jail can get his liberty for more mon- ey than he is willing to pay his cred- itor, and he usually gets it. Millions for the warden and his deputies, and not one cent for liquidation. CLERGYMAN in South Carolina preaches while he is asleep. That is the statement. We suppose he snores, and the reporter of the fact doesn’t know the difference between the snore and the’ ordinary serme COMMANDER MCCALLA once cut. off a sailor's ear, but he doubtless did it while suffering from mind. Then we mu remember that things are occasior must have something wherewith to in TIME’S CHANGES. Frirocerti—" Greata country, Ro- ma, We notta thinka we ride in our own carriagetto when we landa here a year ago.” absence of dull on shipboard, and commanders amuse themselves, A MR. MERRIAM hated red-headed girls, irresponsibility when he made his will. We understand his trouble. We nev we didn’t want to take her in ou to death, nd that is 4 Now Mr, Merriam was perfectly yet saw a red-headed girl that rable wretch! and squeeze her en as evidence of sane, a little dust down neah Da's all right, sah; hopes t° ‘o' on di car again, sah + is gratifying for a time, but it is not as ¢ run as too little, Tammany hall is the Democratic party of this state, but its success is always likely to put portions of it in state-prison. LAPY MANDEVILLE gets a coronet and the utmost and the duchess of Marlborough spends her fortune and nothing to show for it but the duke. To MUCH pow das satisfying in the lo has No two women could be found to marry two such men without their titles; and if there is nothing in a name there is c sound that is THERE Is s Edward, because the one is something to be t inly something in the bauble of king before the other is; but it is ¢ uncle of your nephew, and death does some things which are frequently out of order with both propriety and politics, The world often quarrels with death because of these things, but it doesn’t seem to do any good. ON A FIFTH-AVENUE STAGE. OUTSIDE PASSENGER — ; wu don't use that terrible hook on the poor horses, do you? Duiver (from outside) —"* No; on der freight, Fare, please, gent.” comicbooks.com