Judge — March 1, 1890 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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334 HUM OF THE COURT. [7 1S THOUGHT by some that Mrs, Leslie Car- ter will elevate the stage a good deal higher than a kite. WHEN THE NAME of a member is announced let him arise and say whether he is present or absent.—Democratic manual. THE DISCOVERY of Mr. Stevens, the World's bicyclist, by Henry Stanley is justly regarded by Henry as the greatest achievement of his life. HE MOST successful detective we ever heard of recently turned up at Kansas City. He fol- lowed his man so closely that the man had to kill him to get rid of him. A WOMAN of Orange county who has just died, aged one hundred and seven, was married at the age of ninety-two. If she had held on she might possibly have had the honor of being the world’s fair. WE SHOULD have better sunsets, thinks the Commercial Advertiser, i Millet were lord high chancellor of the firmament. Yes, indeed; and perhaps an improvement on vegetables and the wheelbarrow. (¢Q)H. BOTHER!” exclaims Mary Anderson when an effort is made to interview her regarding her coming marriage. We have long held that opinion on the subject of Mary’s matri- monial engagements. THE SKELETON of an Indian twelve feet high was recently unearthed in Pennsylvania. The old question revives itself, “Has the Indian a right to the land he occup ind the proper answer is, two graves.” THE CHICKASAW Indians tax white farmers five dollars a head for the privilege’ of working in their reservation. Give the red man a chance and how rapidly he civilizes! AN OHIO GIRL had her father arrested for opening one of her love- letters, It is a little severe; and yet if the girl had opened one of her mother’s love-letters to him he would never have forgiven her. M®: BROWNING said, shortly before his death, that he had always conscientiously given the world the best he had. Undoubtedly; but if he were alive he would candidly admit his guilt in failing to add an interpreter. shot the ‘coons, Not if he occupies Mr. De Haut (reading) —* Deer Sam—Your Aunt Betty writ me that sleigh for drivin’ in the park. Please except this robe with our love. UNAPPRECIATED. ‘ou had bought a Rushy Gran‘marm did the body an’ 1 Uncte ZeBep.” Affecshionally, 66TTO LIVE without satisfaction is a fool's doing,” wrote a young man, and then he went to Central park and shot himself. ‘The satis tion he got in his death is not apparent; but his revolver certainly got satisfaction of his idiocy. OME STUDENTS of Rutgers college have formally protested against a decision of the faculty denying them the privilege of stealing bell- clappers, and threaten revolution. ‘There is the spirit that threw the tea in Boston harbor, and freedom is prepared to shriek. AN ALDERMAN of Chicago bit a man’s thumb to the bone, saying by way of explanation, “See how much I think of you.” The habit of biting thumbs is reprehensible; yet we must admit that that is the best argument Chicago has yet made in behalf of its right to the world’s fair. THOUGHT HE HAD ’EM. FARMER ScanspAty—" I knowed I staid at Bill Simmons’s saloon too long! Hel-I-Ip !" Bit. Satons’s Boy —"* That feller must be a big fool. He left th’ demijohn of whisky dad gin him, an’ I can’t ketch him all I can do.” comicbooks.com