Judge — February 15, 1890 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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REGRET. TWAS alter the ball, “Twas dark in the hall, Her“ goodnight” was not very emphatic ; "Twas such a good chance For sweetest romance, And I lingered with longing ecstatic. “Twas dark in the hall, “Twas after the ball. “Twas after the ball, “Twas dark in the hall— Such a chance for a parting romantic! And—she was not cold ; Why was I not bold? When I think of it now Iam frantic. “Twas dark in the hall, Just dark—that was all. ONE FOR A PENNY. * Do you suppose George will send mi Jessie—" Yes; | think he hates THIS remark is by a back “The most tiresome thin; Bessi ‘alentine ?” ‘ou enough.” lor inhuman about a man "sa woman.” A ROUGH DIAMOND. nt you to know Mr. Mackintosh, auntie. He was with Stanley MACKINTOSH — Well, you're th’ daisiest little colt I've seen since I ay unregretfulis)—* No wonder poor Stan- ley’s hair turned white. BY A VICTIM TO THE TOOTHACHE. sy * THERE is one thing more certain tha were not made for men, but in order to give the dentists to make a living.” A TENDER VALENTINE. ¢ with this bad pet ar; he'll think the blots are kisses.” I hate to write to A SNAP SHOT, was the worst v But Miss Prim’s latest photograph comes Ted —" Whi Ned very near it, entine you ever saw?” at's poser. DIDN'T S$! HIM ONCE. Iife—" Where have you been this evening, John?" Husband —"\ went over to see Jack Hardy, who's been laid up for two months in the house.” Wife —" Well, did you see him Hushand — he raised me every time so high that 1 couldn't stay in.” GorDox (on the treo-hundredth lap) quiet as.a lamb a moment ago, and now you're going to give the concert all over agai A RENEWAL OF TROUBLE. *Tnever saw such a child! Here I had you 2s A LOVER'S TRIALS. With his worldly troubles romance fled And dull reality came instead. ROMANCE. Mis vatentine to her (with a bunch of rete!) Ti SE roses are not fairer to the eye Nor softer to the touch, nor yet more sweet ; As quick to wither, turn to dust and die As any of their fellow-kind which lie Uncared for and unheeded in the street. And yet each has its message, dearest maid (I beg of you believe the whispered truth) Let them but tell my thought, then they They are but tokens of our passing yout REALITY. He rang for a messenger Valentine's day, Mercury bore them ® “My inspiration will not he lost If she finds out what the roses cost.” Mis second thought “She's so particular, ‘twould haye been more discreet To have made no allusion to those in the street.” Mie third thought. “+ Our passing youth * think that T mean sie's turning gray ! HLAVEL SCOTP MINES. great Scott! she may * Them—The roses and the valentine. They wouldn't fit into that line. i . ‘ IN A GEORGIA FREE SCHOOL. Tracier —"'I will now hear the class in grammar, Clay Sickers, you may decline *to drink.’ MASTER SickERS —"* Nobody hain’t asked me yit.” comicbooks.com