Judge — February 15, 1890 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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302 HUM OF THE COURT. ID THE LATE Mr. Columbus dis- cover America for the sole benelit of Tammany hall ? “What is home without A very warm place, brother, until you go out and buy a paper of it, DUEL has been talked of betwee Senators Call and Plumb. What a confession a duel would be of the foolish- ness of their business of law-making. ‘TT IS NOW announced that the litle king of Spain cannot possibly live to reach his majority. It appears that he inherited’ a number of kingly attributes besides the crown WHEN EDITOR gets able to spell Thomas C. Platt’s first two syllables with three letters it is a popular impression that he knows all about nation- al and state politics. CLERGYMAN of Chicago says Sam Jones and other evangelists of his stripe have had their day, The trouble seems to be that they are sensational and save more dollars than souls. S$ OLD HUTCH” of Chicago, having? been robbed of one hundred thou- sand dollars by his “boys,” is almost as hopeless with regard to haman nature as Aiea Weeio® Miss WertHox— ** Yes.” to him, Mxs. WERTHON WOMEN, according to the Detroit teen admitted to the Honion Free Press, prefer to do their shop- place near one of the windows.” ping when thé wind blows. We do not human nature has long been with regard understand. ‘There is no depression of prices commensurate with the cle- vation of the wind, AS ACTRESS says," feel simply delightful in trousers.” Very well; let her wear them, the foolish girl! until her suspender-buttons arc gone and there is no one at hand to sew the buttons on. IS reasonable to suppose that the infant damned by the Westminster catechism is saved by common sense; and one may imagine that court of appeals almost for the grown persons who believe in the mon- strous wickedness RK. REISTED of Joliet, HL, died “apparently of brain troubl cording to a dispatch, and the autopsy revealed a thirty-two-calibre bullet in the ery centre of the affliction, We rarely hear of a diagnosis more correct than that, OUT OF THE BLOODY ANGLE. Wasn't that Mr, Woodbine?” How thin he’s grown.” Miss WertHon —"' Not thin, mamma. Pressed, Me's just +6 MAN,” says Governor Hill, “is of no use a year before and a yea after his marriage.” The committee is hereby authorized to ask Grover Cleveland to respond to that mean_sentiment—or rather that surreptitious fling. A MAN in Kentucky offers to produce in at the low price of eleven dollars a shower, It's a wonder that Mr. Wig- gins, who has been many years in the Weather business, never thought of that— though perhaps he did and couldn’t do it. ‘'T IS proposed to abolish church-steeples and church-bells, the former because they are liable to be blown over and the latter because they are a nuisance. It is a gratifying fact that these attacks on th churches do not begin at the contribution- box. A FARMER writes for a revival of the old-fashioned husking-bee, and thinks the revival would keep the farmer-boy away from the city and at home. It would certainly bring the boy home for a few evenings every fall when the crops were in. MAN in South Carolina bought his wife a pair of shoes and lost them on the way home because he was intoxicated. She sent him to bunt them up, and when he returned without them she shot him dead. Moral—Never buy your wife a pair of shoes. UCH GOOD resulted from the Bi Bisland contest. For instance sev- eral wars in Europe were postponed pend- ing the result, and the all-round-the- discussion as to base-ball was frequently interrupted by the st powers of the flying millinery. ALL THE PLACES of amusement in Berlin were closed by order of the emperor after the death of the dowager empress Augusta, ‘The next order will be for the people of Berlin to put on sackcloth and ashes, and by that time there will be a general desire that German royalty shall live forever. ub and has been struggling for a tions as THE POEM ~ Courting in Kentucky.” which is going through the pape credited to “Florence G. Pyatt of the Couréer-/ournal,” belongs to Florence E. Pratt and was originally published in the JUDGE. “The Louis- ville paper gave it without credit, and the Sie reproduced it with the credit quoted. ‘Two honest newspapers temporarily misled by their office cats, Sentence suspended, NARPET! Gi ratareRe| AD AN UNBIDDEN GUEST; OR, THE TELL-TALE PIPE. liv of the ball) —* Vee-cream, lady 2” HUYSEN —" Hol’ on, dar! 1 got heah’ fust ! wes VIL hab t’ git dl’ cummittee 1” ‘vesti (Un an aside to Key me t be me brogue that he but wance. Sure 1 thim n; comicbooks.com