Judge — February 1, 1890 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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276 THERE’S FEELING. $+}. GEORGE is just lovely!” exclaimatl a Boston pates every wish of my heart and brings me just the most ex- quisite presents.” “It é nice to have an attentive friend.” ‘ “Yes, indeed; I'd rather give up Faneuil hall than George.” TOO GRATEFUL. HE would have drowned—he saved her life; | She showed peculiar gratitude, And evil she returned for good, For she became his wife. NOBODY IN PARTICULAR. ] Bagley —* Well, who are you looking for? | Bailey —" Oh, nobody in particular.” j Ragley —* Why don’t you look in the 5 QUITE A DIFFERENCE. \ IRISH undertaker a dispute about i yer (to undertaker) —" Now, sir, didn’t you z this young man so much a week?” VIGOROUS CORRESPONDENCE. No, sor; it was so much a Tie reoreierness —" Why, Miss Multon, what in the world broke the instrument so?" Miss MULTON —"* Colonel Roaster of Kentucky was just in to dictate a letter to his politi i : BEWITCHED nent and T had to typewrite it literally.” and an employé got into ag | [ STOOD all alone in the moontit room— RATHER “NEAR.” | Ab! [thought she was there, so I stole within . | I eeir'an T/ inuced lnehe parial ploon OLD PINCHEM was as good a specimen of a miser as you could "Twas my duty to leave, but I stayed a minute ; find from Maine to Florida, My potnes beat fast, nod T uembled 30 “Why,” said some one, speaking of him, “he's that queer about As within that most magical place Tw parting with anything that when he’s called upon to give up the ghost 1 felt all the longings of Porphyro he'll be sure to insist on getting a receipt for it.” In that famous old story by Keats related. | I saw ata glance all her treasures rare— NATIVE MODESTY. | All her triffes with ribbons were bound together ; TWO tramps were discussing a recent hanging The prettiest nothings were here and there, EVIL Gate ae TGR RS GET I Ink There were fans that were masses of fluff a1 “Yes; the sensation can’t be wh: “Oh, ‘tain’t the pain before the aujence.” feller might call ‘evenly.’” th a we feather, ron; it’s the bloomin’ exposure And screens that her own tiny hands relieved. With the oddest of birds and the strangest creatures ‘That the wildest zoologist e’er conceived, WHY THEY ARE SO CAL e ae some were possessed of more classic MeCrackle—" Queen Victoria has just paid two hundred and fifty features, dollars for a Skye terrier.” MeCorkle—"Nes; such dogs come sky high.” Ah, me! how I wish that I had not stayed, For the magical charms of the spot so steeping Al my senses in ecstasy, they betrayed My rapt soul into dreams, and I fell to sleeping. Pray, how could 1 tell in the room below, While the spirit of slumber was o'er me reigning, With radiant smiles and with cheeks aglow A less fanc ! sl youth she was entertainin A NEW CHEESE. Waiter, this is indigestible cheese, isn’t it?” . indeed, sah, Dat_am de pure ind’ges- tible, jes’ in from de fact A DIFFERENT KIND. Customer —" Have you any sweet-oil?” Dealer — Plenty of toil, but it’s not very sweet.” NUDE JUSTICE. Se] THE judge within?” the client eried, “Or hasn't he returned from away 7" “‘Ile’s in town,” the office-boy replied, “Tut he has no suit on to-day.” A WEDDING NOTE. Father — No, Belinda ; your father isn't going to give you a check for a wedding present.” Daughter —V'm glad of that, father. Wedding checks HIS FIRST SALE. vad: excite suspicion.” THE AUCTIONERR —"* [low much am I offered for this Moorish interior 7" os a _ A BippeR —* Two dollars and a quarter.” _ Father es, indeed, they do; and that’s why I'm CHARtey Gaatast (die artist) —"* For heaven's sake let him have it! He may change ing to give you a note for sixty days instead his mind.” no pemniehanke cel