Judge — 1889 — page 8: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

BEST THINGS FROM JUDGE. THE HALT AT GRADY'S, A FREAK OF NATURE, DavcHrer-o¥-T11R-SONS-OF-ERtN.—"t AV anny man'll say pfwhat use Hoan (at the park)—‘Oi'll ate me hat av Oi iver seen an illipant’s Oi am, be jabers he kin have th’ kag !” thrunk wid a head an it befoor !” A MUDDY DAY. ~ AN OFFER WORTH CONSIDERING. Gvest—"Say, Misto Willyums, would you oblige me by puttin’ “ Don't yer want ter buy a Saint Bernar’ pup, mum? Yer can't get lost in one ob your dash-bo'ds befo' me—dis mud is sompin' dreadful.” the snow, mum, if yer have him with yer.” ; TERPSICHOREAN. STRANGER (in country sfore}—"* Do you do any fancy stamping here?” DEAten “No, marm. 1 uster bea great feller fer a clopdence’ but th’ DON'T MEDDLE. rhumatiz’ hez knocked me out wonderfull ly, lately.” A moral without a tail, comicbooks.com