Judge — December 28, 1889 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE SCOTT'S poeeage Of Pure Cod Liver Oil and HYPOPHOSPHITES of Lime and Soda ts endorsed and by loading physicians because both the Ood Liver Olt} 4 2 phites aro the recoguizo 1 agents in the cure ot Consumption. It 1s as palatable as milk, Scott's Emulsion Smcuoc-71 ly tor CONSUMPTION, sore Bronchitis, Wasting Dis- eases, Chronic Coughs and Colds. ‘Ask for Scott's Emulsion and take noother. CARL UPMANN’S BOUQUET CICAR. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. All genuine Cart. Urataxn’s Bovocat Cicars have a band bearing his name, as in above cut. This is the finest three-for-a- quarter cigar manufactured in the world. For the past eight Years thas been sold by the leading jobbers in the United States, And has steadily increased in popularity and volume, and today istands without a rival. For sale by ail first-class Hetail- ere and by the following well-known Jobbers: ere Freie, Rhee! &C2., Oxted, Cade ATeaqaerges Ne cease ct DOUBLE Breech -Leader| (MV LES fat UNS: PISTOLS T5¢ warcites, ELECTRICITY VANQUISHED, By the famous Niagara Gas Burner. of soft, Light. steady, bea Age tiful s wanted, Special prices to ROCHESTER LAMP CO., 25 Warren St., New Yor! WHEN YOU SIT DOWN “our suspenders draw the trousers so tight as to be uncomfort le, while the stretching over the knees causes them to bag and pall sadly out of shape. : from the pivot ble as.an old sh ers. They are terfectly, and {pull the life out of your sh Sere. $1 Causeway, maton, Mans, oH, IF 1-ONLY HAD HER Complexion! Why, it is easily obtained. Use EARL & WIL LINEN ~ COLLARS & CUFFS BEST IN THE WORLD A flood | | be one. THE AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER. Of his art he’s eulogistic, though his views are pessi- mistic, with results not realistic, As his victims will agree. He's the bane of timid lovers, as for days he near them hovers, till their presence he discovers, ‘Then he laughs in ghoulish glee. For he thinks it’s very funny, watching them extracting honey, lip from lip, and ere they're done he Snaps the shutter on the pair ; This the object of his ruse is, and the kiss he repro- duces, though it no earthly use is, ‘As he doubtless is aware. For the light and shade so blurred is, the perspective so absurd is, that the picture in a word is Most satanically queer ; But this trifle don’t distress him, doesn't worry or de- press him ; he continues, heaven bless him! In his conscienceless career. And you never can evade him; persuade him ; until in the grave they've laid him, Underneath the willow-trees ; Brat you'll find him with his small ways, on the street or in the hall-ways, like a kleptomaniac, always ‘Taking everything he sees. If you threaten to expose him you are foolish, for it shows him you're afraid of kim, which throws him Into fits of scornful laughter Thus his shamelessness he shows, you're quick to real- ize he knows you're bound to silence, for exposure Is the very thing he's after. ‘Though it may be long delayed, he will at some time meet the lady he will love, but I'm afraid he Will have reason to be sad. If she feels toward him as I did, when as neighbors we resided, he'll receive the most decided + Negative he ever had. FHM. Curtiss in the Berkshire No CHILDREN WILL EAT “Rex Wheat” Mush with relish and ben fusing other grain foods. fit when re- Insures regularity of bowels, HOW THANKFUL WE SHOULD BE, If tongues were all attached to brains, How thankful we should be! If “hogs” were barred from railway trains, How thankful we should be! If fads and foibles were tabooed, If gum were not by ladies chewed, If death would kindly steal the dude, How thankful we should be —Chicazo Herald, eats would only sleep at night, How thankful we should be ! If money would not get so tight, How thankful we should be ! If women would not talk, forsooth, If ladies’ hats were less uncouth, If weather clerks would tell the truth, How thankful we should be ! — Yonkers Statesman. If fishermen would stick to facts, How thankful we should be! If men would sit between the acts, How thankful we should be ! If girls in front their hats would dof, If folks would stop at home who cot If empty guns would not go off, How thankful we should bet —Boston Courier, ‘The tone of the Sohmer Piano is particularly distin. | guished on acec ul purity, its richness and si and. its sympathetic character Diner and I have enjoyed m | haved Tike ag are, notwithst our humble occupat —"*Thope, sir, that Iam a gentleman. [always try to Diner —"* It is as U suspected. And, being a gentleman, I shall not insult you by offering you mon- Perhaps at some time I may be able to reciprocate your courtesy, Till then, farewell." —Boston Transcript, Waiter 10 reform, you can’t | hBUlSHe, BARRY'S *“e5 Tricopherous "Vass: Wi THE HAIR 4 ‘An elecnnt dressing ex- fquisitely perfamed, removes sl nparitics from the scalp. ts, aldners and gray 0 row "hick. Soit and Beant. . Infallible for enring erap- tions, diseases of the glands, mascles and intexuments, and relieving cute, burns, braises, sprains, &c. Price.60 Cents. All Druggists. BARCLAY & CO., New York. STEINWAY The Standard Pianos .*. World! The Largest Establishr:ant in Existence. Warerooms: Steinway Hall, New York. <THE AGE. ERY fy IMILY SHOULD, te NUTIENS. Foro Ro put uP QNEP YG UN re Ca STEPHEN F. 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