Judge — December 28, 1889 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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OF YEARLY OCCURRENCE. (a 72 OL TIS now the youthful rector, ae With a fond and trustful flock 4 And with mild eyes gently beamin; careless observation, Scem a Lric-d-brac collector, So extensive is his stock Cf the Christmas gifts presented by his female congregation. And he gazeth sad and m ‘On the paper-knives a score, And the pin-cushions and biblical engrav- ings, plaques and vases, And the sermons bound uniquely And the smoking-caps galore And the seven pairs of slippers and the thirteen mouchoir- cases, ow the young exhort With the dove-like smile and still, Doth transfer his acquisitions to a rag-and-bottle dealer For a dollar and a quarter, And departeth to fulfill ement hymeneal ina Selah. BANA AL OFreR, LASTING EFFECT. OLD CHOCOLATE'S JOCOSERIOUS. CHAT. Broruy —'* Pfwhat ails yure face, Mishter Corke} Corkey (the contractor) —"" | wor afther goin’ to a mattinay wid Missus Corl DECAT dat mews shoos de mice she med me wear wan o” thim shpy-glasses in me eye th’ size av a t'ree-inch washer De grayah de ha’r de longah de pra’r. : _ _ De pig rudder hab cawn dan a nosegay. MIXED IN HER GEOGRAPHY. De man dat sticks toe de truf ain't good company. ISS FANNIE BROWNE, although her early education had been neg- De fathah dat gathahs gen'ly gits a son dat scattahs, lected, was a ravenous reader of romances, especially those of the An hones’ man waits fo’ ‘is chance an’ a t'ief makes one. clder Dumas. W'en Sambo am in lub he t'inks de angels ah laik Dinah. Smitten with a sense of her own shortcomings, she finally decided to One stone chucked at a strange dog am on’y de beginnin’. devote an hour or two a day to the useful but not exhilarating study of A man ovahbo'd doan’ worry de crew w'en de larder cr low. grammar, history and geography. De rich man dat scrimps am mo’ mis’ble dan de po’ man dat wants. A friend, finding her one day poring over an atlas, asked her what De man dat len’s a han’ widout bein’ asked may len two an’ git no she was looking for. mo’ t'anks. “Isn't it strange?” was the ingenuous reply, “I can find Mount Althos, De man dat brags ‘ud make yo" t'ink ‘is mule cr got wings an ‘is dog but for the life of me I can’t put my finger on Mounts Porthos and Ara- an eddication, j.A.watprox. Tis, and yet they must be near by.” xp A SONGLET. 44 iy 5 Uj 2 THE WINTER OF oO" VIOLETS for the hap- Uy i y : SN \ HIS CONTENT. ‘And roees for te summer's . 4 prime ; Det pluck the holly-branch of ILE festive moth now chuck- eth, And pulleth down his vest ; The woolen clothes are being brought green Tor merry Christmas time! From their long summer rest. Oh! chicken for the dewy z NOTHING WON- 2 DERFUL EITHER. Bat when the Chistes oot } é = f d } . Gazzam (breaking in iat ten ceeryinet ff i : the conversation) — iia f | 4 Me : “Well, the woods are full —— : of them ! Mrs. Gazzam—" Full of what?” Gazzam —"Christ- mas-trees.”” OW is the time to be- stow your old kid gloves on the washerwo- man. These people expect aremembrance at this sea~ son, and no doubt their : Vs yo Nor : ; large and suffering families 2 z == ¥ PLEASURE AND are thankful for anything. : ae 4 = : PAIN. z NS) \ 5 : WHEN we go to = Christ - MADE. = i ‘ b mas party, And corns are the worst of most highly our woes, the slippers He gets from his dear little elt. He likes her to make him a pres Provided she makes it her- i -- al CLOSE -FISTEDNESS. OP Gisriasieris Bow Bitten (reduced actor) —" William, things 2 ting pretty tough in this town. 1 For then we fad that fowl is can stand the ill. ured dislike of gum-1 ive managers, but this last thud ef misfortune is too— he” ANOTHER you invite Tian —"* Every time Connors sees me ¢ he sets out a pupver-mae/ comicbooks.com !