Judge — December 21, 1889 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Don't linger at the cross-roads an’ loaf roun’ in the | lanes ‘The worl’s highways are open to men of pluck an’ brains ‘Trot on an’ git yeresecond wind, don’t mind yer heavy Toad, An’ dash out with a spankin’ pace upon the tumpike road. —S.W, Foss in the Vankee Blade, i — | AMERICAN ALES AND PORTER. Kanploymeet’ for alt 8G IVE BUREAU C®. Arcade, Ch We notice that Greenway's India pale ales and porter received diploma and medal for first order of merit at | the Adelaide (Australian) exhibition, in competition with popular English brands. These goods are becoming very popular. ter to tell the difference between the summer and winter | By its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have been | An’ don’t get down to business till she strikes the turn- | along the cross-road_| Holiday Announcement. Ostrich, Fancy Feather, and Painted Fans, Our ex- | hibit of Paris and Vienna Fans embraces the most fashionable and richest fans imported. 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