Judge, 1889-11-30 · page 16 of 18
Judge — November 30, 1889 — page 16: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising and society notes**, not political satire. The main content includes: **Advertisements:** Clothing retailers (Arnold, Constable & Co.), novelty toys (The Harmless Pistol), pens, and insurance dominate the page. The largest ad promotes the United States Mutual Accident Association, claiming superiority through age (founded 1877), size (45,000 members), and cost-effectiveness. **Society Section:** "Some Society Notes from Our Country Exchanges" offers humorous, mundane observations about small-town life—stag parties, taffy-pullings, euchre clubs, and a sprained thumb—presented with mock-serious tone typical of Judge's satirical style. **No identifiable political figures or cartoons appear.** The satire is gentle, directed at provincial American social conventions rather than specific political targets. This reflects Judge's shift toward lifestyle and consumer advertising by the 1910s.
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Fountain and Stylo Pens. A Goo, Reliable Stylographic Pen for $t, Fountain Pe Star Fountain Pen, $1.50 and upward. Best Writing Pen Ever Offered to the Public, Unequaled for Business or General Writing. N ir Holder, and en in ones al Order Solic! . Keeping VERLASTINGLY AT IT Brings Gecess Bright, persistent, thoughtful Newspaper vettising ‘Other kinds moay —but probably will not. Newspaper Adertising pay Is no an open question. Witat you want to know is how, when, and where to get the best returns from such an investment, We have been al this information suc Woutn vr it be a good what we know about it 4 We ought to w something about it, for we admittedly do the largest business in our line in the world, and it has not come to us by accident. Correspondence solicited. . W. AYER § paper Advertiving Agents, - PHILADSLPHta THE POCKET PRINTER 25° ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN. Insure against them in THE OLDEST (Organized in 1877), THE STRONGEST (Over 45,000 members in preferred divisions), THE BEST (Absolute protection at actual cost) ACCIDENT ASSOCIATION IN EXISTENCE. Thé United States Mutual Accident Association Vaid in the first ten months of this y Since incorporation, No other has paid losses CHARLES B. PEET, President. ar losses amounting to $318,802.51. 1,693,501.26. that compare with these. JAMES R. PITCHER, 'y and Gen'l Manager, 320, 322 & 324 Broadway, New York : City. SOME SOCIETY NOTES—a /« OUR COUNTRY EX- CHANGES. Mr. John Jones gave a stag party Friday evening. John is growing very popular, A tafly-pulling given by Mr. A, S. Spilkins at father’s country residence was a success both socially and financially. Miss Samantha Hogg, the popular clerk of Dr. ‘Tiz- has gone to Waupaca to attend a grand party to be en by her friend, Miss Dora Brown, Phe Buckeye euchre club held its regular weekly meet- with Miss Melissa Simpkins. ‘This is the most ex- clusive and aristocratic club in the city. Mr. James Snooks sprained his thumb yesterday. Dr. Blowpipe was called. Mr. Snooks is resting quiet- ly and Dr. Blowpipe predicts a speedy recovery. Dame rumor says that a popular young gent of Brown's crossing will lead to the hymeneal altar one of | the belles of Sugar-grove street early next month, Mr. Wm, Philpot and Miss ‘Tabitha Bodkins were married last Wednesday morning at the residence of the bride's parents. ‘The happy pair left on the four o'clock train for Jimtown, where they will spend the honey- moon. ‘The presents were handsome and numerous. including a silver butter-knife from the Misses Jane Brown, Mary Smith, Kate Jones, Nannie Spofford, Eliza Potts and Susie Potts ;'a pair of crocheted m from Mr. and Mrs, ‘Thos. Catwell, and a rocking-chair from Mary, Rose, Willie and Ezra Snow,—Peck's Suv. Any person wishing to purchase a strictly first-class piano is advised to visit the salesroom of Sohmer & Co., 149-155 E. 14th St., New York city. SHE HAD HIM. 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