Judge — November 16, 1889 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE SCOTT'S EMULSION of pure Cod Liver Ol! with Hypo- Phosphites of Lime and Soda almos' palatabl milk. Children enjoy It rather than PRODUCER It Is Indeod, and the little fade and lassies who take cold easily, may be fortified against a cough that might pro taking Scott's Emulsio: meals during tho winter season. Beware of substitutions and {mitations, i y Hy y } otherwise. A MARVELLOUS FLESH } i i } } i CARL UPMANN’S BOUQUET CICAR. BEWARE OF IMITATION All genuine Cart Ursaxn's Bovuouet Cicars have a band bearing his name,as in above cut. This athe finest three-for-a- years it has been sold by the leading jobbers in the United States. 1nd has steadily increased in popularity and volume, and to-day it stands without a rival. For sale by all first-class Retall- reand by the following well-known Sobvere Scie Roos Go Ca Geo, Wright & Bra Sweats, Wi Seca Wea Mien Ws iis, Parag & Co Silanes Loader| RIFLES 32.09 PISTOLS T5¢ ‘warcu € Twarcuns, CLs, Bre Lieeic COMPANY'S EXTRACT OF MEAT. Finest and Cheapest Meat Flavoring Stock for Soups, Made Dishes and Sauces. As Beef Tea, “‘an invaluable tonic and an agreeable stimulant.” Annual sale 8,000,000 jars. a. only with fac signature tn blue wero: Sold by Storekeepers, Grocers and Druggists. LIEBIG'S EXTRACT OF MEAT CO., L'td, Londen, See the New Game, REDOUBT FOR OLD AND YOUNG. Sold by all STATIONERS AND TOY DEALERS. Price, 81.00, Fly's Cream Balm WILL CURE CATARRH Price 50 Cents, Apply Balm into each nostril ELV BROS,, 56 Warren Se. New Vork. For the past eight | NEVER SAW THE LIKE. Cheering Items of News from the Farming Regions of Southern Kansas, Every one who comes to Kansas City from Kansas these days has his own particular stock of stories to tell about the wonderful crops in that state. Among the Sunflower pilgrims who landed in the city on Saturday was Charley ‘Barret, the good-looking and talkative traveling passenger-agent of the Missouri Pacific. He had spent four or five days in southern Kansas, and his mouth was going at the rate of five hundred revolutions a minute about crops, when he was flagged by a Times man on Main street. ‘* Wheat !" he exclaimed, ** you never saw the like. The farmers down in southern Kansas had to rent the public roads to get room enough to stack the wheat. Wasn't room enough in the fields to hold the stacks. I saw one" — ** How is the fruit-crop 2” “Fruit! You never saw the like. Apples as big as cannon-balls growing in clusters as big as haystacks. I saw one apple that "—— “Don't the trees break down ?" “Trees! You never saw the like. The farmers planted sorghum in the orchards and the stalks grew up like telegraph-poles and supported the limbs. I saw one stalk of sorghum that was two feet "— ** How is the broom-corn crop?” ““Broom-corn! You never saw the like. hasn't been a cloudy day in southern Kansas for a month. Can't cloud up. The broom.corn grew so high that it kept the clouds swept off the face of the sky as clean as anew floor. ‘They will have to cut the corn down if it gets too dry. Some of the broom-corn stalks are so high that "— ** How is the corn-crop ? “Corn! You never saw the like. Down in the Neosho and Fall River and Arkarisas bottoms the corn is as high asa house. They use step-ladders to gather roasting-ears.”" : ** Aren't step-ladders pretty expensive 7" “Expensive! Well, I should say so, But that isn’t the worst of it. The trouble is that the children climb up into the corn-stalks to hunt for eagles'=nests and sometimes fall out and kill themselves, Fourteen funerals in one county last week from that cause. J attended all of them. That is why I am so sad. And, mind you, the corn is not more than half-grown. A man at Arkansas City has invented a machine which he calls ‘the solar corn-harvester and child-protector.’ It is inflated with gas like a balloon and floats over the corn-tops, and the occupants reach down and cut off the ears of corn with a cavalry-sabre. Every Kansas farmer has a cavalry-sabre, an Do they make much cider in Kansas?” Cider! You never saw the like. -Oceans of it. Most of the farmers in Crowley county have filled their cisterns with cider. A proposition was made a few days since to the water-works company of Arkansas City to supply the town with cider through the mains, but the company were compelled to decline because they were afraid the cider would rust the pumps. They were sorry, but they said they would have to continue to furnish’ water, although it cost more. farmer who "— ** How is the potato-crop “Potatoes! You never saw the like. A man Sedwick county dug a potato the other day that was so big he used the cavity it grew in for a cellar, I saw one E potato that” * The people must be happy over their big crops. “Happy! You never saw the like. I know men in the Arkansas valley who were too poor this time last year to flag a bread-wagon, and now they have pie three times a day. One fellow that". But the reporter, just at this engagement elsewhere.—Avansas ( There oint, had a pressing y Times, CARL PRETZEL'S PHILOSOPHY. Der feller dot lifs wirtuous und goot vill find himself out dot der symbols of habbiness vill meet him at efery knife und fork of der roat. Vhen you done someting wicket und hafe a heart dot got no sin in it, it don’d vas so bad as it looks. Dot's besser you don'd put some airs on ofer a feller dot hafe der nerf to windicate annoder feller’s sister. Dignity vas a stomach ache dot a goot many fellers hafe died about it. It vas pooty certain dot shlander would shtarf himself und go died if it vasn't for der feller dot dooks him in und gif him der key to der pandry. CONSUMPTION CURED. ‘An old physician, retired. from practice, had placed in his hands by an East Ladin eissionaty the formals of © simple vegetable remedy for the speedy and permanent cure of ocr fumption, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all ‘Throat and ‘Affections, also a positive and radical cure for Nervous ‘bility and all Nervous Complaints. Having tested its won- denel torsion pres Is eenete at cases, and desiring to relieve human suffering, I will send free of charge to all who wish jit, this recipe in German, French or English, with full directions for preparing and using. Sent og by mai mail by 2d wit , nami is paper, W. Power: Block Rochester. Hy. 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