Judge — October 5, 1889 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE JAP MILLER. Jap Miller down at Martinville’s the blamdest feller yit! When he starts fn a-talkin’ other folks is apt to quit. ‘ears like that mouth o” his'n wuzn't made fer nothi else | But jes’ to argify ‘em down and gather in their pelts. He'll talk you down on tariff, er he'll talk you down on tax, And proves the poor man pay about the facts ! | Religion, law, er politics, prize-fightin’ er base-ball— Jes’ tech'up Jap a little and he'll post you ‘bout ‘em all. | SCOTT'S ! MULSION “em all—and them’s Of Pure Cod Liver Oil and HYPOPHOSPHITES of Lime and And the comicalest feller ever tilted back a cheer And tuck a chaw tobacker kind o” like he didn’t keer. ere’s where the feller's stren'th lays—he's as common like and plain ; ‘They hain't no dude about old Jap, you bet you—nary rain. 8 | ‘They ‘lected him to council, and it never turned his oda head ; And it didn’t make no difference what anybody said ; is endo lee = e y 'y 3 Phyaicians Decatied both the Cod lees Of | He didn’t dress no finer, net rig out in fancy clothes ; ‘aro the recognizoil sie The cure ot Connimption: It is palatable as milk. Bat his voice in council-meetin’ was a terrer to his foes, : Ps He's fer the pore man aver’ time ! and in the last cam @ perfect palg Scott $s t's Emulslon Emulsion: It | He stumped old. Morgan county through the sunshine THemedy. or SUMP TI ¢ Screfuls, Bronchitis, Wasting pel And helt the banner upwards from a-trailin’in the dust, eases, Chronic Coughs and Colds. | And cut loose on monopolies, and cuss'd, and cuss‘d, ‘Ask for Scott's Emulsion and tako no other. and cuss’d ! He'd tell some funny stories ever’ now and then, you know, ‘el, blame it ! it was better'n a jack-o'-lantern show. And I'd go furder yit, to-day, to hear old Jap nora EARL &WILSON’S LINEN ‘Than any high-toned orator that ever stumped the state COLLARS & CUFFS , iiss, SSR Ras eax reTa eT ROWORTE: Wr. that aie blamed Jap Miller, with bis keen, sarcas- Has got more friends then any candidate ‘at ever run. 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