Judge — October 5, 1889 — page 10: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

A SURE SIGN. TWO blind men are on a train, Suddenly loud smacks are heard all over the car. “There,” said one to the other, “that’s the fourth tun nel we have passed through to-day. DOT’S TIME- TABLE, VERY breeze that comes now-days Other leaves there are that claim Dotkins—" Mamma, why Sends illumination ; Notice as emphatic : don’t you take me to the con- Hres of green: picked out with gold, ‘There's the girl who leaves the beach, cert?” Fires of russet, glint untold, And in leaving leaves a breach Mamma—"Why, dearic, Aid the celebration. In all hearts aquatic. the concert was night before leaves the tramp for city-paths ; “Zip! a glimmer, watch it last. - : Leaves the actor—roadin; Here's one scarce adornin; Dotkins—*Well, you can Parson leaves for better call, Sad to say, in general fall just guess I'm going when Cashier leaves for M-nt-al, Down comes leaf that's missed of all, night before last comes next Circus leaves off loading. Chef leaves without warning. week.” NOTHING WHEN YOU ARI USED TO IT. ES, it seems hard to hang four men at once, but the Ohio law is more severe. I tell you it is pretty tough to wake a man up at two o'clock in the morning and take him out and hang him." “Oh, they get used to it.” Who get used to it?” “Why, the men that wake ‘em up.” ONLY MORTALS. XPERIENCE shows that prudish dames Who go to camp revivals Are not averse to see their names Among the new arrivals, MATCHED. IONES to a supper was invited By his unmarried friend McCarthy. In such a time his begrt delighted, For only men were of the party But Mrs, Jones responded promptly ** And vowed, she did, her husband should not go. Jones swore he would not be so tethered,’ _ ‘And took her words as empty air; But when McCarthy's party gathered . The quest expected was not there. ‘So with the jolly wine they laughed and joked‘ To think how tightly brother Jones was yoked At last the idea was suggested To make a raid upon the house. They found the couple unmolested, Each sleeping quiet as a mouse. He had drugged her that he away might sli IN A TIGHT PLACE. Se bad rege nim me Uae beeen ste 3 SILE “* Come out here a minute, Scars.” Can LS s Can't jest now, podner. This stranger's got th’ drop on me with th’ infernalist gun you ou .D CHOCOL ATE'S ‘JOCOS IOUS CHAT. DAR’S bad goin’ on a-mos' ebery road. A quar'some man nebbah owns a quiet dog. All de rain in de clouds wudn' make a drop ob vinegah Hit er hahd eben toe fin’ two men dat tell de truth alike. De fox laiks toe look at hen's-fedders ef he can't see a hen. Ef yo" borrer on yo" pig he can’t grunt widout min‘in’ yo" ob hi Wren de hen squawks hit er mo’ laikly toe mean a tief en a De cowahd man, laik de cowahd dog, allus bahks toe keep ‘is cu'age up. Ef yo’ know whar de rabbit gwinetoe jump fom, whar's de fun in huntin De man dat goes a-foot am in bettah shape en de man w'ose hoss gibs up. Ef ebery man wanted toe make a new road toe town dar wudn’ be any paf. Trouble an’ a song sel’om trabble togeddah; an’ jis ez soon ez dey do, trouble mus’ lag behin’. Hit er a po’ job toe git one ob yo’ tecth knocked out fo" de sake ob knockin’ out two fo’ someun else. Some folk er so se'fish dat dey wudn’ plant mellen seeds if dey did’n’ hope toe be FAMILIAR DRY-GOODS SIGNS. “* Examine our red came-bricks.” able toe eat de mellens dairse'ves. 1. A. WALDRON, comicbooks.com