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Judge — September 28, 1889 — page 12: Judge, 1889-09-28

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This page is predominantly **advertising**, not editorial satire. It showcases late 19th-century product advertisements (carpets, collars, gloves, soap, health devices) interspersed with minimal editorial content. The only substantive non-advertising feature is a poem titled "The Thoughts We Sometimes Speak" — a gentle, humorous piece about respectable men (a "quiet, pious" man, a parson, ballroom attendees) who encounter minor mishaps and secretly curse, revealing that their proper exteriors mask baser thoughts. The joke is the gap between public decorum and private language. The central illustrated panel shows two figures in period dress examining what appears to be a Pears' Soap advertisement, though the specific satirical point is unclear from the image alone. The page reflects Judge's business model: advertising revenue funding satirical content, here minimal.

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Constab le eZ (Co FALL IMPORTATIONS. CARPETS, Scotch Axminsters and Royal Wiltons, in Lo XIV, and XVI. styles, in novel and delicate effects, suit ble for white-and-gold drawing-rooms ; also old gold, blue, a terra cotta for dining-rooms and libraries. BRUSSELS CARPETS in English and the best American manufacture, in delicate and neutral effects. These goods range in price from one dollar a yard up. ORIENTAL CARPETS and Rugs, one of the largest and | ff most select stocks in the country, among which are very fine examples of antiques. Broadovay HA 196 ot. NEW YORK. EARL & WILSON'S LINEN ~ COLLARS & CUFFS BEST IN THE WORLD ONE-ONEDER. The TROY DAILY PRESS has the largest circu- lation in Troy, N.Y. Newspaper. Bight pages, Lively, Popular Family HUTCHINSON'S GLOVES ARE THE BEST. Made with care and warranted. Send stamp to the manufacturer for the book abet gloves, ‘and how to get them. It will interest you. ESTABLISHED 1862. JOHN C. HUTCHINSON, JOHNSTOWN, N. ¥. See what my customers think of the gloves Tam sending them: Prosract Hannon, Me., June r3th, 168 Ma, Hurcuixson, Deak Sin—I use, ahd have used for many years constantly, gloves of many kinds and makes, and have never found a deiter glove than yours. °° = ‘bever have got from you any cheap or im; goods. The mateand ftareirecias Yours,ete., Cu C. Lannasee, M.D. Ely’s Cream Balm GIVES RELIEF AT ONCE FOR COLD IN_ HEAD. —CURES— CATARRH. Apply Balm into each nostril. ELY BROS., s6 Warren St, New York, D. L. Downs HEALTH Exerciser. ‘YOR READS-WOREERS b CEOENTARY PEOPLE catiepen, Lading, Youtns: the Athlete or Sd Sate areetate Se Eee aoee sheep ie domme oy ars'and tubers nowuing te ova piigetrooer sae pieneeh aca ae ow Yorks PERSONAL ATTRACTIONS. Nothing adds so much to persona, attrac- tions as a bright, clear complexion and a soft skin, Without them the handsomest and most regular features are ‘but coldly impressive, whilst with them the plainest become attractive ; and yet there is no ad- vantage so easily secured. The regular use of a properly prepared Soap is one of the chief means ; but the public have not the requisite knowledge of the manufacture of Soap to guide them to a proper selection, so a pretty box, a pretty color, or an agree- able perfume too frequently outweigh the more important consideration, viz.: the composition of the Soap itself, and thus many a good complexion is marred which would be enhanced by proper care, The delicate skin of Infants and Children is particularly liable to injury from coarse and unrefined Toilet Soap, which is commonly adulterated with the | most poisonous ingredients; hence fre- } quently the irritability, redness, and blotchy appearance of the skin from which many children suffer. And finally remember that Pears’ Shaving Stick is the best shaving soap in the world. The sale of Pears’ Soap is now universal, but beware of vile imitations. THE THOUGHTS WE SOMETIMES SPEAK. Aman of quiet, pious mien I chanced to pass one day Asa banana-peel unseen Upon the pavement lay. Unconsciously he trod it, and The pavement smote his head ; And oh! he was a wicked man, — is what he said, A parson in the gloaming strolled About his garden-path. ‘The wheelbarrow some one had rolled Right in his way, alas! Ilis shins were very sadly barked, His nose the earth had plowed. ‘These things — — *t ——!! which he sraighvway remarked, Would sound bad in a crowd. It happened in a ball-room once. "Midst music’s merry strain, The ever-present blundering dunce ‘Trod on a lady's train, And oh ! her temper it was riled “To see the ruin wrought ; And as she pardoned him and smi “Twas t —*}—— knew she thought, Society is full of lies And artful, subtle ways ; And nothing but a quick surprise Will bring them to our gaze, “Tis to thus deceive With smooth and honeyed word, When all the while just underneath ‘These thoughts ——!ttt — —lie all unheard. Omaha World-Herali, NEW NOVEL BY ANTHONY GOULD. Readers of that charming story, ‘*.A Woman of So- * will be glad to get ‘The Faithful Achates, the’same writer, Mr. Anthony Gould, just issued by the Judge publishing company. ‘The new story opens some lively descriptions of the pranks of college boys and runs into the love passages without which fiction would lose half its interest. Mr. Gould’s descri are fine, and his works are never without a. sufficien of novelty and adventure to hold the reader's curiosit “The Faithful Achates” is in our opinion sure of a wide circulation, BLEMISHES FACIAL, BLEMISHES Ayestnent of ar aod Sealy Een, Slew, Wart, Seperdsoee Hair, Math, Freckln, Mristiess Ret Kew, in, Acee, Pupica, BiachScata Har Forder Sais, Mien ‘WOODBURY, Dermatoleatst, 125 West 44d Street, AEM YORE CITT, Behe Pin —Use Woodbai “THE FIRST WEALTH 18 HEALTH."— Emerson. DR. JAEGER’S Sanitary Woolen System Company, Combine Pleasuro with Safety! Children and adults are equally liable to the ills resulting from ciimatic changes in the mountains, :t the seashore or on, the ocean; therefore be wise, and send for the catalogue (mailed free) of descriptions, illustrations, samples of materials and pricelist of the Dr. Jaeger’s Sanitary Wooley System Co., 827 and 829 Broadway, \iew York. ‘CAND Bea etal for preses QONTHEH, Confectioner, WORLD-RENOWNED KNOX’S "ouy.zexon ADSOLUTELY PERFECT. Send $1.25, $2.10 or $3.0 for a retail box, by express, prepaid west. of New York and eart of Denver.of the best Candies ip the World. put up J handsome boxes. ‘All strict ito ‘Address C. 12 State St..Chicago 2 108 State st., Chicago. Agents for the sale of these high Giaas Hata cari bo found in every city in the United States Boston man —"* Well, my boy, how is real estate in the west, active?” Drummer (just back from Kansas) —"‘Active? Well, I should say so. A cyclone carried | a hundred-and-sixty-acre farm forty miles in that state the other day. It’s a little too active for me.""—A’earncy Enterprise, comicbooks.com