Judge — September 14, 1889 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE ILLUSTRATIONS FROM EUROPEAN PAPERS. SEPTEMBER. \ere—uncertain month of year Some days it's warm, some days you're apt to freeze : ‘A sombre yellow touches all the trees, And on our grass-plots patches bare appear. No more we catch the voice of chanticleer, ‘Or fecl the summer's early morning brcere. We sleep till nine, and then are ill at ease, For some one shouts, "Get up! Clear out of here !* Ves, you romantic swain, September's here ; But though ‘tis sweet to stand beneath the moon Repeating sweetest nothings to your" fate,” The honeyed whisperings unto lovers dear, You'll want to end the consultation soon ; There's no {un shivering on a garden-gate. AMELIE’S SOLILOQUY. WRITE or not to write? That is the question. Whether ‘tis better to gather in the ahekels ‘Along with all the critics’ loud outries, Or keep myself unto myself, and think ‘The thoughts that, when put down in black and white, Make people ope their eyes and ery,""Oh! Oh!” ‘And yet, methinks to think the thinks I think Ts not to think so differently from most, Except that they think that they do not think, While TT thing, and glory that 1 think {And s0 I think “twere best fo write, Suppose Try a tale that’s quieter in tone. Vet were it wise? I know what I will dot SENTENCES PASSED BY THE JUDGE. And write alternate words with A HEROISM needs no toga. Great or small, it con- HT Os cole of Criticce tsp ts in doing one’s duty at the costof personal The quick will pick the dead lines out, be sure: AWith the aid of his camera his fish-yarn ob- waiatte The dead will hnd the quick, and both complain. idtos univerasl eeodence. If there is really no such thing as unselfish - — ness, as has been said, it is a very sweet kind of selfishness that prefers UNDER THE WEATHER. the pleasure of another before its own. N WASHINGTON. The mixing of two chemicals whose effect upon each other is still untried can be no more hazardous and uncertain an experiment than Bodley's scheme for substantiating a story. Stranger —*\ would like to sce General Greely. nb Weather-bureau official — General Greely can’t be seen, sir, He's that of bringing together two human souls. sick.” Love, being blind, more highly values a sympathetic, responsive hand than one as cold and heavy as the jewels which may fill it, And the wise world tries in vain to convince him of his error. Stranger —* Nothing serious, | hope.”* Weather-bureau official —Nes, sit; but it is, His prediction for ; ___-yesterday came tru There should be a certain consistency in a genuine friendship ——— which will make it always to be depended upon; not likely to crumble A REAL RUDE MAN. at an unexpected touch, or to take on doubtful airs in questionable moments, If it has not this consistency it must be handled with such extreme care that it is better left alone. Boston girl—*| don't like Uncle Ben a bit. He may know all about ships, but he doesn’t know anything about etiquette.” Her mamma —" What's he done, Emeline He who wishes to pass through life without placing himself, or Boston girl—* He told Charley last night that he didn’t like the cut being placed, under any obligations, will of necessity bandage his eyes of his jib. And you know, ma Charley doesn’t wear jibs.” to the light of heaven and of beloved faces, stop his cars to the sing- ing of birds and the sound of beloved voices, and close his nostrils to the airs of heaven and the odors which nature flings on every breeze. Then let him keep hands close shut, rigid and unresponsive to any friendly touch, and deay with closc-shut lips the cup of cold water which may be sanctified by love's giving, MATURE CRORE, MORE FASHIONABLE. ee HAT a terrible cold young Mr. Percy has! Cold? You forget that young Mr. Percy belongs to the four hundred. “Oh, so he does. What he doing for his ha: HE OBJECTED. La (to witness) — “Will you take your oath that the is correct as you te Witness —" No, sir.” Lawyer —" Why not?” Witness —" Wel, it's pret- ty cheeky, it seems to me, to ask a fellow to take his own oath.” — . DEBT. Otp Lapy—* Doctor, please let me have my bill.”" ot ertentnal:toowe your THOROUGHLY SUITED. Docror—" My good woman, | know you are not in the : 5 Drater—"If you'll pardon me, sir, I think a wider- best of circumstances. I want nothing for my troubk a bri «d hat would become you better. OuD Lapy—"Oh, that's kind of you!” But who will epee 2 Marrny—" What ! and throw me eye-glass in the shade? pay the druggist ?” Me Nevah !" comicbooks.com