Judge — September 7, 1889 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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348 JUDGE HUM OF THE COURT. EVERY PAPER in Chicago has the heading * The World's Fair,” and imme- diately proceeds to show that it is just the opposite. T IS a first-rate joke of the New York Weekly that there is something new at the circus—namely, the children that laugh at the clown’s jokes. THE IDEA that other places should want the world’s fair! Here in New York there is such progress that we hang four murderers at one time. ZNT and Mr. Blaine get along very well together, and both to- gether get along excelléntly with the people of the United States. a very large word,” says a satirical exchange, “Yes,” says Mr. Flack, d the more so if it happen to be half a word and spelled with the HERE. IS too much haste to announce “the successor of Mary Anderson.” Now long life to Mary, and for a hundred years may shedbe the only actress to succeed herself. 6 ¢\ONEY TALKS,” says a Canada paper. Indeed it does; and what it says in Canada is,“"If you go back to the states, my master, you'll get your- self in the penitentia T USED to be the case that reams of paper were necessary to bring about a southern duel. Now those fire-eaters dispense with the correspondence and order reams of talk and kegs of gunpowder, 3 REMINISCENT. See that rock over there?” Squire DewLar—" Right under its shadow, twenty-five years ago, T asked your mother to marry me. Tue GiRLs (carried away with curiosity) —"* What was her answer?" 6+ JUDGE” PARKER of Richmond, Texas, fired the first gun in the recent revolt at that place, and “Judge” Terry sought the life of Judge Field because the latter ruled against him and his client. The JUDGE believes that quite too often there is too much law, whether it be that of “Judge” Lynch or the regular bench. [NVENTION has made it possible, according to an exchang Ik as well with artificial legs as with real ones, Ah, wh: immensity of rheumatism is thus taken out of a suffering world! And when invention shall supply the wooden in place of the genuine head what agony of neuralgia will be swept away ! THE DISCOVERY by the Lawrence American that some of the apostles were fishermen, and that therefore they must have prevar- icated in that story of the loaves and fishes, és rather surprising ; and yet—for we must be fair—how sweet is the honest confession that it wasn't Jonah that caught the whale, but the whale that caught Jonah. ‘0 ordinary fisherman would have compromised himself in that way —unless, indeed, he had been a prohibitionist and had consequently mixed his refreshments. Mrs. Minnie Arkens—" Now let me see. I've got the ladle, and the spoons, and the nut-pickers, and the punch-bowl, and—by the way, Thomas, we need a wine-cooler.” Mr. ARKENS (lo salesman) —"* Will you oblige me with the time, please ?” SALESMAN—"' It is just three, sir. SHERIFF FLACK never meant to do wrong. All he wanted was to offer protection to a friendless female, and by some strange acci- dent the lady didn’t happen to be his wife. triumph for royalty; but it would | far better for Honolulu if the revolt had succeeded—and for David too. [7 ISN'T at all bad in the Rochester, Post-Express to say that a re- jected suitor suffers from heart-failure on the part of the girl; but it is curious that the greater the girl's affliction the more it scems to suitor. ‘THE KAISER and Francis Joseph enjoyed their recent reunion to the utmost; and when the czar visits the kaiser he will sit on a pair of pins with the grace and ease of a man who talks with a boil in his mouth, OBODY CARES what becomes of Sullivan and Kilrain; but it is pretty good argument that the state of Mississippi had better take care of its own law-killers, justice, like charity, having a right to originate at home. WE FAIL to see why Lawyer Monell should be alarmed, Lawyer Kerr engineered the whole Jake Sharp business, and judge, bar, and jury held that he had the right as a lawyer to do anything of that kind that would be villainy on the part of an ordinary layman, Mn, ARKENS (Chroteing back his coat) —* Thank you." comicbooks.com