Judge — August 31, 1889 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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A BALLAD OF THE VER the green when the day was fair Wandered together Mabelle and 1; She with her clustering, sea-blown hair Knotted away in a silken tie, And her red umbrella against the sky. Merrily, cheerily wander we,, While the air is sweet with the grass mown dry— Sing hey ! for a summer beside the sea. Oft.as we dance to the music’s blare ‘Smiles on her downcast face I spy ; Never a thought of doubt or care Comes as he bends like a rose near by, And T try to tell ina happy sigh Of the peace and the joy she brings to me, When I catch one glance of her laughing eye— Sing hey! for a summer beside the sea. Far and away from the candle’s glare, Listening we hark to the night-bird's cry ; ‘Swift thro’ the dark and the salt sea-air We sce dim wings o'er the water fy, And the stars shine down from the clouds on high, While the waves break wild on the rocks in glee, And ber white hands soft on my coat-sleeve Tie— Sing hey! for a summer beside the sea. L xxvor. Alack! that a Jove must untold die 2 ‘A New York plumber’s daughter she, — Only a humble poet I— LIVINGSTON DE PEYSTER'S DEATH-KNELL. Sine bey lifer = vernmes boride the Bets bales Sracdtio MAN-AFRAID-OF-HIs-sHADOW—"' Big heap poor smoke! No hole—no draw. Plunk THAT OLD FEUD. him, Wanita!" a ae a OLD SAWS WITH NEW HANDLES. For the pugilist —Sel{-preservation is the better part of valor. For the betting man—The mare will make money go. For the kunter —A bird in the hand turneth away th. For the anxious suitor —A soft answer shows which way the wind blows. For the pedestrian —The least said the most speed. For the plumber — Most haste soonest mended. For. the pavior —A rolling stone blows nobody good. For the diner-out — Sufficient unto the day is a stalled ox and hatred therewith. For the circus-man—A new broom breaks the camel's back, For grandmothers—Nt is never too late to spoil the child, ART AND NATURE. #&G0 YOU have been ‘way to Greece, have you?” “Yes; saw everything there was worth sccing. "Mong other things saw Apollo with the beveled ear.” HE OBSERVE HE RULE. Friend —" Do you still continue to send matter to the CAR-DRIVER (with a day off)—*Sure, yure face is as fomiliar as me mother’s, an Oi know Oi've seen yez somepheres. Give us two schooners, Jimmy.” PoLiceMmAN (om vacation) —"' I'm th’ copper that used to be on th’ car-stable beat." THE WIND TAKEN OUT OF HER SAILS. S4M[R. MCCLINTOCK," shouted his better-half, “ I want you to take your feet off the parlor table.” “Mrs. McClintock,” he said, in a fixed, determined voice, “Tallow only one person to talk to me that way.” “ And who is that? she demanded. You, my dear,” he replied softly, as he removed the pedes. HE KNEW WHAT IT WAS. N THE PARK. She ({rom Boston) —* What a beautiful equestrian statue, Uncle Chawles !” Podunk farmer (who has overheard the exclamation) — st hear that talk, Mirandy! ‘Questrian statoo! It’s nothin’ of the kind, It’s a man on hos that’s what it is.” NOT ALL ALIKE: She —* Do you believe that all society people talk merely to hear themselves talk nowadays, as that horrid Mr. Bagley maintains ?” He—" Certainly not.” “I thought you would coincide with my view: < He— Of course. Now there's that deaf Miss Car-pe (crisply) —"* Make thim two schooners wan, Jimmy, an’ pit it befoore me, Spuyten, for instance.” on th’ bar. comicbooks.com