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This page is primarily **advertisements and filler content**, not political satire. The main visual element is a Pears' Soap advertisement featuring a domestic scene with the caption "Good morning—Have You Used Pears Soap?" The accompanying editorial text "Take it Along" is a promotional essay encouraging travelers to pack Pears' Soap for hygiene and complexion care—a straightforward pitch asserting the product's superiority to hotel soap and its value for "gentlemen" who shave. The remainder consists of typical late-19th-century classified ads: patent medicines (Beecham's Pills), photographic equipment, safes, alkaline water, gloves, and other goods. A small humor section titled "Little Blizzards" offers brief satirical observations about contemporary life—compressed witticisms about time, poetry meter, Chicago politics, and Kansas ghosts—typical filler jokes for the era. **This page contains no significant political or social satire worthy of historical analysis.**

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BEECHAM’S PILLS (THE GREAT ENCLISH REMEDY.) Is a wrought-tron, fire-proot, combina- tion lock is made in all sizes, and sells from $5.00 upward, tncluding cost of delivery at any rallroad station east of Rocky Mountalns. Send for illus trated catalogue. M, CLEMENTS, CINCINNATI, 0. Established 1880, To many cities and towns ‘aro wanted to sell the ENT we ta business and profes: sional men, farmers & private families, HAVE YOU A CAMERA? IF NOT, CALL ON E. &H.T. ANTHONY & Co,, NEW YORK, B91 roadway, = - = ‘Manufacturers and Importers of PHOTOGRAPHIC Instruments, APPARATUS AND SUPPLIES. Detective and View Cameras in Great Variety. Books of Instruction. All the latest Novelties, Amateur outfits in great variety, from $9 upwards. Send for catalogue, n Fowry-rive Yraxs established in this line of busi ed es uhuese) ‘Mail rostal Collec- gives. Sole makers, *GUTLER MFG CO. Rocuastes, N. ONEITA A remarkable alkaline lithiated water. It has a marked diuretic power, and is of special service in cases requiring alkaline diuretics, and will greatly aid the elimination of gouty material from the system, As a table water it bas no equal. All cases benefited by lithium water will derive the Kreatest benetit from it. ONEITA SPRING COMPANY, UTICA, N. ¥. J, M BELL & CO., 31 Broadway, New York. ABOUT GLOVES. ‘When you are buyii there is such a thing It is better to pay a fai like Hutchinson’, SERVICE loves, remember, that oh price ee is too chvag. pce and get Rood ‘They are m more about gloves in general and Hutchinson's gloves in particular, Inclose stamp for the book adgnt gloves. Ie will interest you, Established 3 OHN C. HUTCHINSON, JOHNSTOWN, N.Y. Never Travel Without a Box of PACKAGESBYE XPRESS Berar BRANCH, | sands of homes all over the world. Take it Along. To the mountain or the sea-shore, wherever you go, your hair - brush Hand tooth - brush unfailingly accom- pany you, but why not your The article that is provided for your use at the hotel or in the cabin or in soap? the car is quite | vilest description, burning and_poi- | soning j and destroying its } smoothness and If, on the the in beauty. other hand, you take with you a sufficient supply of Pears’ Soap, which is the best of all soaps, you insure refreshing baths and a clear, wholesome, and beautiful complexion. gentlemen should remember that Pears’ $ acme of all shaving-soaps. And, by the way, having Stick is the LITTLE BLIZZARDS. Time is a great teacher. the oil market. One of the requirements of the times is a cow that will give milk-shake. An exchange has just got on to the fact that you can’t always tell the amount of gas in a poem by its meter. The man who feels called upon to apologize for not making a fool of himself is usually one whose spine needs coopering. . It is really surprising, now and then, what a large stock of exchanges an able and original editor has to look over before finding an idea worth stealing. It is observed by the Minneapolis 7ribune that Chi- cago will have seventy-two head of councilmen under the new law, and capitalists who need them in their busi- ness feel decidedly blue at the increased cost of a nice working majority. Kansas City claims a ghost—a beautiful young female who plays the guitar, The Columbus Dispatch does not consider this a matter to be proud of, further than Kansas City ought to feel thankful for the dispensation that made a ghost of the guitar-player.—Oi! City Blizzard, So are green cucumbers and Kimball's Premigre Qualité Cigarette is the result of long labor and careful study, and is a Cigarette that can not be surpassed in purity or excellence. . Joker —" Your dolly appears to be out of sorts joesn't she?” Dolly's mother (four years old) — “Well, I guess you'd feel out of sorts, too, ir yo had all the sawdust spilled out of you." The Fpor The S Grand Piano ever made—has alre reputation for its makers. Its touch is known to hundreds of musicians and in thou- Tt is a wonderful instrument. When a man drinks like a fish it doesn't follow that he is in the swim.—Boston Post, —— } hmer Little Bijou Grand Pi othe ‘smallest | ly earned a proud | perfection of tone and | seat seer NEws GRestAMERicen ADI ra er veartn gi A... BReeeeed Crosse & Flactvels FRESH FRUIT JAMS, Made from English Fresh Fruits AND REFINED SUGAR, Are Sold by all Grocers IN THE UNITED STATES. 4 0 rnold i CRENTEST IRVERTION Jani afoot pac: Reo pur uP * ONE! 785 * | STEPHEN F. WHITMAN & SON <t-Inventors ano Sove Mawes. ~i- PHILADELPHIA. comicbooks.com