Judge — August 24, 1889 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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316 HUM OF THE COURT. HYMN OF JOY by the Brit- ish taxpayers— Plunged in a Guelph of dark despair.” HE PRINCE OF WALE carries the royal purple from top to toc, and even to the tip of his nose. FTER ALL, Theodore Til- ton is a rather sensible man, j is He does live in Paris, but he 2 OFS ay ay WAU scems to want to be forgotten, ia / ty iy Y THE TIME the Cronin Na NS A TU My murderers are brought to tS, LP) trial it will be necessary to have an investigation to find out who Cronin was. DISTURBANCE in a Ger- man saloon recently wa casually mentioned, after it was as another affair of the HE WONDER is not that William Nye got lost in the Catacombs, but that he got his nf there’ before Mk. Quizitive—" Catching anything 7" bones out of there before the MCCA FENGaMANeS eee resurrection. Mr. Quizitive—* What > . ALL-DAY MAN —"* Darn- -stions, rij h’ neck.” J! MOMEROY wii ALL-DAY FISHERMAN —"* Darn-fool questions, right in th’ neck. arnedly to the World to the effect that that paper has done him injustice, It takes a remarkably THE BOOK by William Hosea Ballou entitled “A Ride on a Cyclone” smart paper to do that, may be mentioned as a pretty successful effort to raise the wind. NGLAND has to do much fighting to keep Egypt, and will continue to GULLIVAN and Kilrain have been done in wax, and the likenesses are so do it until the last armed Englishman expires, good, the only regret is that they cannot act as substitutes for the originals. VICTORIA 15 NOW at the head of the first dragoon guards of Berlin, WHEN THE KAISER met our old friend Victoria she kissed him on There, then, is your dragoon, and now for St. George. both checks and surreptitiously scratched his ear savagely with a THE HORSE-THIEE of the east is the jockey, and we haven't got maie'pin es i . , ; far enough in civilization to give him the hanging he deserves. AN ASTRONOMER says it would take fifty years, traveling sixty miles an hour, to reach the planet Venus; but, don’t-y'-know, nobody wants to reach the planet Venus. THE SEASON for advertising places as summer resorts has passed; but the town of Sheol, beyond the great divide, is working hard to get the world’s fair of 1892. WHEN DO Convicts Jachne and O'Neill propose to sue this city for damages for false imprisonment? Certainly they are inno- cent if nobody else is guilty. Me. sit’ 3 BULL has lost his influence with the Sioux. Mr. Bull has mixed too m vit zation to be popular with In- dian statesmen and societ MAN loafing around a hen-coop in Alabama said by way of ex- planation that he was looking for a wife, If we had a wife given to such bad habits, we should get another as soon as possible. THE PR “REW of that vessel in Behring sea, consisting of one man, felt as if another capture would consign him to the dungeon on board the same, and was really more helpless and unhappy than his unfortunate prisoners. SY DANGER of cloud-bursts here?” inquired a man looking for a country-seat. “Sir,” was the somewhat emphatic but rather indefinite reply, “I have lived here twenty years, and we haven't had the first dam burst.” A POINT WELL TAKEN, SOWELL, my dear, how would Farmer Brown suit you for a hus- band? He seems uncommon sweet on you lately.” “ Perhaps so, father; but his hair is so red that "— “True, true, my child; but you should recollect that he has very little of it.” A “SMART” ANSWER TURNETH AWAY CASH. A NEW STYLE OF PACKAGE. Customer —* Mow do you sell sugar this morning, Mr, Seales?" MeWuusr (just landed) —"* Oi can’t affoord th’ whole shtring, but av yez'tl Grocer —" Ty the pound, sir, same as always , break it Or'll tek wan oF thim cigyars, Dutchy.” ) Customer —" Well, as 1 want two pounds this morning, I guess I'l Mrs, McWuist—"'Aisy, you ould fool! Doan’ yez see they're shnakes ?” xo across the way to Mr. Counter’s comicbooks.com