Judge — August 3, 1889 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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THEIR LOVERS. T MARRIED WOMEN," dear, she said, “ Are not exempt from scenes like these. True lovers vex you, heart and head, ‘And quarrel on capricious pleas : And 1, though long a By such sweet, charmii “ You think ‘tis wicked, weak, and wrong, ‘To let temptation lure me so? Ab, woman's heart is none too strong. , ‘tis scarce three days ago ‘That, sitting just where you sit now, Theard a lover's prayer and vow “And—yes ; he was a married man! At first I would nef listen. Then He drew quite near me, and began To plead and pray, I snubbed him when He caught my hand? Well, no, dear May ; 1 did not draw it guite away. “T should have done $0? But, you see je kissed me, and—that made me cry. We'd quarreled terribly, and he Bonnett —‘* Pretty bad gash you've got, McGuire. ‘Was dying to make up; and I— McGuire (pleasantly) —" Plwhich wan Taaid he was my lover? True; Tr—" Why, on your cheek. Been fighting?" Tut then—he was my husband too. McGuire —"Divil a fight. I'm afther bein’ shaved be a deef an’ dumb barber, an’ MADELINE § netDGES. th’ poor felly had t’ do his talkin’ wid th’ hand that held th’ razure.” THE. FRENCH celebrated the fall of the bastile; not the fall of Boulanger. HE SCHOOL of philosophy has had a genuine tri- umph at last, It has died. T IS NOT strange that Jack-the-ripper should re- main at liberty. Just consider! the London police are after him, CLARA BULLOCK of Flint, Mich., is under arrest for smashing windows. Wha Bullock she would be in a chinaeshop. ‘OR TIMID PERSONS—The man who leaps before he looks is more apt to be successful than the man who doesn’t leap at all. THE RIGHTS OF AMERICA are being trodden upon, ‘The French have the audacity to claim the ownership of their own great pictures. CHICAGO is strongly recommended by the Times of that place as a summer resort for blacklegs; but it must be insisted that Coney island is better for white ones. NO PANGER comes from the confined city dog who ‘ = howls all night. The danger he provokes is con- A PROTEST. fined to the hundreds of men, women, and children Mx, Wuivrer (af the picnic) —" Now, dey’s got t' be a stop put t' dis! EfSam Empson’s who are apt to go howling mad. gwine t' be rough like dat, { ain't gwine t' be d" bline-man's-biff no mo’ !” roe il HUM OF THE COURT. PERIMENT of Légitime in drafting women into his army will be a success if he can manage to make every woman an of \dvises the champion to “take the rest of his life slow Let us suggest that he take the lives of others in GHOOLY KHAN must accept the little caricature that is done at his expense. When Ghooly khan tries to stop it he finds that Ghooly khan't. MBS: MAYBRICK of London, who poisoned her husband, hopes to get her liberty in time to appear as a star at the opening of the next dramatic season. MB: SULLIVAN, who is said to be in this locality, will bear in mind the fact. that we have always spoken of him with the utmost re- spect. It was our contemporary across the street that called him those bad names. SARAH ALTHEA HILL loses her suit against the Sharon estate by a decision of the California supreme court; so it looks as if marriage were a failure as far as her relations with both Sharon and Terry are concerned. 'HE EDITOR of the Buffalo Exfress can’t see the difference be- tween instigating and instituting. Let us see. If we should kick this man we should institute the proceeding. If we should get some- UNCONGENIAL FACILITIES. body else to kick him we should instigate it, H'm! And if he should . Swnter — Tsay, friend, do they allow any one to bathe off this pier ?” kick us he would get licked, " Prorxietox—" Certainly ; "bout a thousan’ feet off, comicbooks.com