Judge — August 3, 1889 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE A CHANGED PATHER. A man once called on a porttait-painter and asked him to paint his father. “* But where is your father 2" asked he of the brush. “Oh, he died ten years ago. “« Then how can ‘paint him?” asked the artist. “Why,” was the reply, ‘I have just seen your por- trait of Moses. Surely, if you can paint the portrait of a man who died thousands of years ago, you can more easily paint the portrait of my father, who has been dead only ten years." Seeing the sort of man with whom he had to deal, the artist undertook the work. When the picture was finished, the newly-blossomed art-patron was called in to see it. He gazed at it in silence for some time, his eyes filling with tears, and softly and reverently ‘he said, ‘'So that is my father. Ah, how he is changed !" When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria. When sho was a Child, she cried for Castoria, When she became Miss, sho clung to Castoria, When she had Children, she gave them Castoria, A French duel has proven fatal to. one of the parti pants. A child in Pennsylvania last week swallowed the handle of its rattle and died ; and a Tennessean fell out of bed while fighting a mosquito and broke his neck. Danger lurks in the simplest pursuits of life— Free Press. The editor of the St. Louis Republic is alarmed at ‘the princeliness of Russell Harrison in London sign- ing his name to a cablegram simply ‘' Harrison.” A cablegram costs money, and the name as much as any other words. Had the great editor of the Republic been there he would have doubtless signed his name as “‘Quintius Lycurgus Jones, late of Florida, sah.” Inter-Ocean, Angostura Bitters is known all over the world as the great regulator of digestive organs. Dr, Siegert’s is the only genuine, At all druggists. “Is there anything I can do for you?" asked Mrs. Cumso, tenderly, when her husband was suffering from What do you want?” ‘I want the Sumso, as he again leaned over the rail, Ata recent wedding in Arizona the presents consisted of a furnished house, a mule, a heifer, a barrel of beer, a cask of wine, some whisky, a corkscrew, and several sums of money, ranging from twenty-five to one. hun- dred dollars. "This leads the Tombstone Lpitaph, buried somewhere out that way, to ask if '' these sort of presents don’t everlastingly’ knock the spots out of sachet-bags, embroidered slippers, ornamental sus- penders, and fancy garters." “DANDRUFF is the most frequent cause of prema- tare BALDNESS.” ITCHING ispeace-de- stroying and exhausting to the vital powers, and breeds pro- fanity." 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But I sat jist as mute as the dead Till she said, wid a toss uv her head, f I'd known that to-day Ye'd have nothing to say, I'd have gone with me coosin instead.” Thin I filt meself grow very bowld, For I knew she'd not scold if I towld Uv the love at me heart, ‘That ud niver dey ‘Though I lived to be wrinkled an’ owld. Aw I said, “If T dared to do so, T'd lit go uv haste an’ I'd throw Both me arms roun’ yer waist, An’ be stalin’ a taste Uv thim lips that are coaxin’ me so.” Thin she blushed a more illigant red, As she said, widout " her head, An’ her eyes lookin’ down "Neath their lashes so brown, “Ud ye like me to dhrive, Misther —Miss CHT Mrs, Wixstow’s Soormine Syrup for Children Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diarrhea, bottle. CARL PRETZEL'S PHILOSOPHY. Tt vas oney der amadoors now dot vinds der larboard vatch ub. It don’d vas efery crank dot durns der shweetest musicks out. Some allyroolgloting should cofer der bare word of a goot many Yellers yoost now. Der bar of public obinion vas der blace vhere dot im- berial gin gwestion vas settled already. Rub der vash-board of dis life pooty hard mit good acktons, und der soul he got purifications mit dot. Dwo-cent prains ina man's head vas make him shtrike efery one-cent dog dot vas bark mit him, Der demperenz questions in boliticks vas yoost der same like a blate of hash vich vas shkituated bedween der ice-gream und der nut-gracker. BERTON "SEC" CHAMPAGNE, Case one dozen bottles, $30.00, net. half-bottles, $32.00, net. Case two dozen Somebody asserts that there is no braver class of men than lawyers. Very likely. Conscience makes cowards of other people.—Boston Courier, Young Badger, from New York, on the first morning of his visit to his Uncle Abner's farm, appears bright and early in a_pair of white-flannel trousers, Uncle Abner (taking him aside)—" Gee Whitaker, nephew ! 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