Judge — July 27, 1889 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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HUM OF THE COURT. IOHN L. is a big gun, and perhaps that is the reason Mr. Kilrain wanted to spike him, STAYING AT HOME is called by the Waterbury Kepublican “intramural astivation.” Fright- ful, frightful! What if it should strike in? THE WAY to get fun out of the pigs in clover is to see how Jong you can keep them out of the pen. PROVERB—The man who carries an umbrella with glass windows in it shouldn't throw stones. TWO SHAHS are making a great impression in London—his majesty of Persia and Alice the whistler. E FEEL convinced, along with Mrs. Kilrain, that Jacob would have succeeded if he hadn't been whipped. MAN who weighs 500 pounds reminds us of Mr. Dana, he has got himself together with such entire unanimity. DB. HILL says he had to come to glasses, but * he can’t have any shockinger spectacles than those he has presented already. HERE IS ONE redeeming feature in the case of the wickedest man—he says he didn’t write the “Arthur Richmond ” letters anyhow. LADY in Brooklyn claims to have sneezed 2,000 times. Let us anticipate a new intellectual amusement—namely, the sneezing-match. F DIOGENES were to come out with his lantern looking for General Boulanger, he would also have to have a magnifying-glass of great power. F IT 1S TRUE, as alleged, that J. Davis has dis- covered the fountain of youth, a correspondent thinks it would be well to pull the fountain up by the roots and put the old man in the hole. THE EDITORS who still associate members of the president’s family with the business and other control of the JUDGE. are liars through malice and by intention, Some days ago they were liars merely by acide LaLiyMot do Mas. LattyMo (Just note inging actress has provoked a wife to flog her husband in public because the husband was caught in her company. That advertising which costs nothing and brings pain to anybody but your self is art—consummate art. WORLDLY ‘cently betrothed) —"* That little hand can belong to nobody but me own Elise, I will softly waken her with a kiss,” MODERN EFFUSIVENESS. RE—"'And so you go to-morrow, dear? I don't know what we shall do without ou will come back to us soon.” “It almost tears my heart out to leave you all ; but you may be sure it won't be for RE—"* Go-0-0d-bye.”” the position of their respective hands during this heart-rending parting.) A GRANDSON of Marshal Murat will marry Gwendoline Caldwell of this city, This is a big enough victory to make up for the loss of Waterloo, and, as we all know, all’s well that’s Caldwell. HE WOMAN known as Sarah Althea Hill will lecture. She will per- haps elevate the platform the same way that Mrs. Leslie Carter pro- poses to elevate the stage—that is to say, by tearing it plank from plank. T IS ANNOUNCED that young ladies at the sea-side will wear starched shirt-bosoms. Heretofore, we believe, it has been their privilege to wear them merely as they were worn by the party of the other sex with whom they were most familiar and confiding. SENTIMENT. Hivatexste1y —" P'rhaps you yould like to buy dot di’mont, young fellers? I sells him scheap fer gash,” comicbooks.com