Judge, 1889-07-27 · page 12 of 16
Judge — July 27, 1889 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. It features commercial notices for premium bonds, food products (Liebig's meat extract, Grosse & Blackwell's jams, Uncle Sam's corn salve), and other goods typical of late 19th-century American magazines. The only editorial content is a poem titled "Life Is All Right," attributed to **James Whitcomb Riley** (visible at bottom). This sentimental, rural-themed verse celebrates nature's resilience and divine Providence—typical of Riley's popular nostalgic poetry. A brief "Commencement Season" poem fragment appears below, apparently satirizing newly-graduated college men who "annihilate...trusts and men." The page contains **no political cartoons or caricatures**. Judge, though known for satire, devoted significant space to revenue-generating advertisements. This particular page represents the magazine's commercial rather than editorial function.
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260 JUDGE 28 DRAWINGS ANNUALLY ON FIVE OF THE Best European Premium Bonds. $5.00 will secure these splendid chances for you. GRAND PRIZES OF $600,000, $200,000, $100,000, Etc. These Bonds are sold in accordance with the laws of the United States, and are not regarded asa lottery scheme by United States Courts. Every Bond must be redeemed with the Full Nominal Value, ot draw a Premium. Sent $00 as first payment on these Bonds, to take part ia next drawing, to E. H. HORNER, Banker, 86 and 88 Wall Street, New York, BRANCH OFFICES: @ State St., Boston, Mass, 220 N. Broadway, St. Louis, Mo. Liesie COMPANY'S EXTRACT OF MEAT. Finest and Cheapest Meat Flavoring Stock { Made Disbes and ssucee "Ae feet Tek "as invaluable took and a8 agreeable stimulant.” Anoual sale 8,000,000 jars. a. 17 with fac-simile of Justus von Liebig’s signature in bine across label, as above. Sold by Storekeepers, Grocers and Druggists. LIEBIG'S EXTRACT OF MEAT CO., L'td, London, PACKAGE SOYEXPACGS Retain BRANCH, '45 Weet 5t.. BOSTON. ree NEW To LADIE ert of- Now's your time to Jers for our celebra Gold Nand Moss th, P oF Websters Dicvionary. Por fat Seer ge PBS BEAT SIE Vea ot Grosse & Blackwells FRESH FRUIT JAMS, We fom Hagish Fresh Frits AND REFINED SUGAR, Are Sold by all Grocers IN THE UNITED STATES, UNCLE SAM'S CORN SALVE, Serain cure for hard and soft corps, bunlons ete. Contalng ne poison or injurious substances Cures without making foot Sore or causing discomfort. By MAiL, 15 Cunts, ‘JAMES W. STAFFORD, White Plaina, X.Y. A Pocket Mirror Free to Smokers of LIFE IS ALL RIGHT. ‘The summer winds is sniffin’ round the bloomin’ locus'- trees, And the clover in the pastur’ is a big day for the bees, ‘And they been a-swiggin’ honey, above-board and on the sly, Till they stutter in their buzzin’ and stagger as they fly. ‘They’s been a heap o' rain, but the sun's out to-day, And the clouds of the wet spell is all cleared away, And the woods all the greener, and the grass is greener still ; It may rain again to-morry, but I don’t think it will. Some say the crops is ruined, and the con's drowned out, And propha-sy the wheat will be a failure, without doubt. But the kind Providence, that has never failed us yet, Will be on hands one’t more at the ‘leventh hour, I bet. Does the medder-lark complain as he swims high and Torougt ihe waves of the wind and the blue of the Does the quail set up and whistle in a disapp'inted way? Er hang his head in silence and sorrow all the day? Is the chipmunk’s health a failure? Does he walk, or does he run? Don’t the buzzards ooze around up thare, just like they've allus done? Is they anything the matter with the rooster’s lungs or voice ? Orta mortal be complainin’ when dumb animals rejoice? Then let us, one and all, be contented with our lot ; ‘The June is here this morning and the sun is shining hot. Oh, let us fill our hearts with the glory of the day, And banish every doubt and care and sorrow far away ! Whatever be our station, with Providence for guide, Such fine circumstances ort to make us satisfied ; For the world is full of roses, and the roses full of dew, ‘And the dew is full of heavenly love that drips for me and you. —James Whitcomb Riley, ‘The Sohmer Piano has successfully passed the most severe critical test by the highest musical talent in the world, THE COMMENCEMENT SEASON. “Tis now the college graduate, * With shirts and cufls immaculate, Does trusts and men annihilate In language bold and strong. ‘The day that we commemorate, ‘The measures we should agitate, ‘The gas that is inadequate Are touched off in his song. He says we should eradicate ‘The evils that contaminate ‘The sons that all are profligate ‘And paint the city red, The wine that will intoxicate, ‘The many drinks intemperate, All these he will reiterate , ‘Are questions of much dread, He says we should evaporate ‘This state of things unfortunate, And easily facilitate ‘Aman to make a dash, One year from now he'll advocate, In tone of voice effeminate, ‘The wares of men importunate, ‘And boldly ery out, * Cash {” Philadelphia Herat Customer —'* What are you selling oleomargarine for now? New boy Sellin’ it fer butter."—New York World, College students are popular as summer-resort waiters because they have such fetching ways.—Aaltimore American. There is nothing: like being all broken up to make a man see the necessity of mending his ways,—Burling- ton Free Press, “Well,” said Wright Field, as he took his overcoat to the pawn-broker, ‘here goes for three balls and a d. “Does your boy take after you or his father?” Mrs, Gabb—** He takes after his father. You can never believe a word he says."—New Yord Weekly, jones 1% home on your vacation this year, Ih? Smith (confidentially) —""Guess. so, Jones. 's the only place I'can go where I'don't have to pay quadruple rates."—Philadelphia Inquirer, PILLS, CHAMS THE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY, Cure SICK HEADACHE, 25 Conts a Box, OF ALL DRUGGISTS. Orby mail for 25 Cents in stampa Address 965 Canal ALLEN & CO,, New York. LADIES: Write us if you wi money t every hour wil Guoun & Co.. Richmond, Va, CARRIAGES Broughams, Coaches, Landaus, Rockaways, Victorias, Cabriolets, Vis-a-vis, Wagonettes, Surreys, ck! boards, Carts, &., &e., &e. R.M. STIVERS. 144, 146, 148, 150, 152 East 31st Street, WEST SHORE RAILROAD HALF HOLI- r DAY SPECIAL. ‘The West Shore Railroad has arranged for a Half Holiday Special Train, leaving New Yorke Every Saturday at | P.M. during the Summer Months. This train makes Express time, and reaches all important points along the Hudson River and In Catskill Mountains; ‘Also Lakes Mohonk and Minnewaska. This will, no doubt, ps can leave after close of with their families in the Mountains. Special Monday Morning Train Returning es all points in the Mountains Monday Morning, arriving w York in time for business. rove, a Popular train, Business men PDusiness Saturday, and take supper “THE FIRST WEALTH IS HEALTH."—Emerson, DR. JAEGER’S Sanitary Woolen System Company, Combine Pleasure with Safoty! 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